Employment Q: With the economy tanking, I may have to seek employment?!
Question: Employment Q: With the economy tanking, I may have to seek employment!?
While filing out my Walmart application form, for character references I listed Buk!. Somehow word got out and I have been black balled from all Walmarts within a 6 hour radius!. Do I have a legal case for discrimination or sumpthun!?
I mean, I'm clearly overqualified as a greeter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I mean, I'm clearly overqualified as a greeter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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*smacks forehead*
Buk!?!? Good lord, don't mention ME either!. Especially if you apply at Best Buy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Buk!?!? Good lord, don't mention ME either!. Especially if you apply at Best Buy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Forget Walmart!. I would suggest picking Buk up on your way and driving to Boston!.( pretty this time of year too) On a Friday or Saturday night there are all sorts of artsy things going on out on the streets in certain sections of the city!. You could sing a little song and then read your poetry!. Since Buk is so creative he could think up something strange that would make people stop and listen for a while!.!. Be sure and put out a big bucket for your tips and you'll be all set for a while!. Don't let Buk sing though or there goes your tips!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Geez, it's not like your a pitbull or sumpthun! I do beleive you have a good case and The Cat will take you on for $1!.98 plus shipping and handling, port tax, road use tax and a slab of smoked salmon!. He'll waive the $50 documentation fee however!. He guarantees he will win the case for you, get you hired on, and pave the way for all other Buck referencors!. (or your money back, some limitations may apply, please see package insert for details, do not use in the rain)Www@Enter-QA@Com
With the economy on such a teeter
You may have to be a K-Mart greeter!.
There's always the government, you could be a cheater!.
Or work for the city as a meter reader!.
Or run for President and be the leader!.
Apply at the zoo and be a lion feeder!.
Or hand out toilet paper at a 2 hole-seater!.
Now I am really getting carried away
Bye for now Ma, have a nice day!.
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You may have to be a K-Mart greeter!.
There's always the government, you could be a cheater!.
Or work for the city as a meter reader!.
Or run for President and be the leader!.
Apply at the zoo and be a lion feeder!.
Or hand out toilet paper at a 2 hole-seater!.
Now I am really getting carried away
Bye for now Ma, have a nice day!.
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Ma, you're way too classy for Walmart!. I think Buk tried out there last Christmas!. I heard there was an unfortunate incident reguarding something called 'sharting'!. I guess they haven't forgotten!. Try out your skills at an elementary school!. Maybe an aide!. At least you are literate! I'm not sure about a lot of the teachers today; if spelling and grammer on here is any indication!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah ma, come here dear, I'll set you up with a paper route - or sumpthun!.
You could be talented as the poet greeter at walmart!. Think of the fodder we could provide for all your new greetings!. ask them to reconsider - after all, isn't buk just a figment of the imagination - I could swear I've been dreaming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could be talented as the poet greeter at walmart!. Think of the fodder we could provide for all your new greetings!. ask them to reconsider - after all, isn't buk just a figment of the imagination - I could swear I've been dreaming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, I have to agree with the others on this one, you probably shouldn't have used Buk as a reference!.
The DMV is looking for someone to sit at the door and read calming poetry!. I think you'd be perfectly suited for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The DMV is looking for someone to sit at the door and read calming poetry!. I think you'd be perfectly suited for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ma, you must be under too much stress!. WHY in the world would you use buk's name as a reference after all he's done in a wal-mart!?!!!! they're looking for him in 3 states and 7 counties!
you're lucky they didn't take you in for questioning!!! make sure no one follows you and DO NOT pursue a lawsuit!.
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you're lucky they didn't take you in for questioning!!! make sure no one follows you and DO NOT pursue a lawsuit!.
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Hey Ma, Maybe you and I could team up and be mentors to the younger ones, and regale them with stories about the olden days!.!.!.you know, pre Sonic the hedgehog or even pre-Pong!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is a blessing in disguise!. With Halloween ,Thanksgiving and Christmas all around the corner this may have saved your life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Consider this your lucky day! Target is MUCH better! Just do not! I repeat, DO NOT list Buk as a reference this time! You'll be OK!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That was the best summer job I ever had, Best buy hehe
Ma, only put us down as references if you want your job to fire you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That was the best summer job I ever had, Best buy hehe
Ma, only put us down as references if you want your job to fire you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you are over the age of 65, I say you should automatically get the job! And Buk is a great reference!
Edit: Oh dear, are you not old enough!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Edit: Oh dear, are you not old enough!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
it doesn't help that buk went in there one night in a drunken angry rage and deficated on the customer service desk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Silly Ma!.!.!.you were supposed to drop Buk's name at the meat packing plant not WalMart!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not sure ma, but armed with this knowledge!.!.!.I could save thousands
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no your not old enoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would rather have you pinching my butt when i walk through the door than that weird old man we have working there nowWww@Enter-QA@Com