FE FI FO FUM How big is your bellybutton?!
Question: FE FI FO FUM How big is your bellybutton!?
This is just a comedy funny question so have fun with it LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Gee I have never really looked at my bellybutton in that manner!. Before I could even answer it I would need a few critical answers to properly respond!.!.!.
1!. Should I take a 3 point diameter measure of the bellybutton in case it is asymmetrical!?
2!. Do you want depth of bellybutton for innies and height of the belly button for outies from the said immediate surrounding surface perimeter!?
3!. How do you want this data reported!?
--- Average diameter after measuring the 3 points!?
--- Total area of the belly button from perimeter!?
--- Circumferernce average from the 3 point data of the bellybutton diameter average!?
--- If it is an innie, do you want to know the mililiter or ounce volume of liquid it can hold!?
--- unit of measurement choice!?
4!. Will you require the distance my bellybutton is from my chest bone aka sternum or from the distance of my pubic bone or perhaps both!?
5!. Will you require a photograph substantiating my data findings!?
Thank you so much for inciting such a thought provoking subject as I shall ponder it for the rest of this week, as I found your question critical data, I never thought about, in order to submit to my approved physician so they may add it to my medical records just in case it would be needed during a medical emergency!. You are a life saver! (I don't mean pep-o-mint)
EDIT ADD: Not mad at all!. Amused as anything with the question!. I loved it! It grabbed my off-beat sense of humorWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Should I take a 3 point diameter measure of the bellybutton in case it is asymmetrical!?
2!. Do you want depth of bellybutton for innies and height of the belly button for outies from the said immediate surrounding surface perimeter!?
3!. How do you want this data reported!?
--- Average diameter after measuring the 3 points!?
--- Total area of the belly button from perimeter!?
--- Circumferernce average from the 3 point data of the bellybutton diameter average!?
--- If it is an innie, do you want to know the mililiter or ounce volume of liquid it can hold!?
--- unit of measurement choice!?
4!. Will you require the distance my bellybutton is from my chest bone aka sternum or from the distance of my pubic bone or perhaps both!?
5!. Will you require a photograph substantiating my data findings!?
Thank you so much for inciting such a thought provoking subject as I shall ponder it for the rest of this week, as I found your question critical data, I never thought about, in order to submit to my approved physician so they may add it to my medical records just in case it would be needed during a medical emergency!. You are a life saver! (I don't mean pep-o-mint)
EDIT ADD: Not mad at all!. Amused as anything with the question!. I loved it! It grabbed my off-beat sense of humorWww@Enter-QA@Com
lt's big enough for me to stick my little finger in, not that l go round sticking my finger in my belly button!.
l may be a little strange, but not that strange!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
l may be a little strange, but not that strange!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
make a fist!. now cover it with about 5 things of duct tape!. now divide that into 12 pieces!. take one of those 12 pieces!. thats how big it is!. did u expect me to keep making it bigger!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
FE FI FO FAP, FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Big enough for Teddy Kennedy to drive an Oldsmobile into!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oceanic whirpoolWww@Enter-QA@Com
um!.!.!.
as big as a belly button!?!?!?
a small buttonWww@Enter-QA@Com
as big as a belly button!?!?!?
a small buttonWww@Enter-QA@Com
it fits a jellybean comfortably!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have an outty belly button and it looks like a face, no joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very small, just under circumference of a 5p pieceWww@Enter-QA@Com
a pinky finger circumference !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a outtie!.
I don't know why that matters I just thought id mention it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know why that matters I just thought id mention it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
SHUT IT BETCHWww@Enter-QA@Com
ummm idk but itz big enough for a peircingWww@Enter-QA@Com
big enough to stick an m&m inside!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Small and it's an inny for the record!. It has no fluff in it - I shower everyday!Www@Enter-QA@Com
um same as above!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
normal size!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
dimeWww@Enter-QA@Com
about the size of a dime or a little smallerWww@Enter-QA@Com
size of a dime =]
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty small id say!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dunno, the piercing is in the wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's so big I eat my dinner out of it like a dinner tray!.
Yaaaay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yaaaay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can fit my pinky! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com