What is the polite way to tell a coworker that their perfume is offensive to all!
Question: What is the polite way to tell a coworker that their perfume is offensive to all of my five senses!?
She smells like a cross between sweaty cabdriver on a hot day, old onions, and borscht!.
It is not pleasant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is not pleasant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I once had a coworker that smelled of human pee!. And she would always bake stuff and bring it in and we would all take it to be nice and then throw it away and wash our hands!. She thought we all enjoyed it so much, so she brought stuff in constantly!. And she'd always leave work early because she would crap herself!.
She would cover up with some kind of musky old lady crap!. But no, you could still smell the pee!.
She was told about her hygiene a lot, but she never cared!. We were all kind of relieved when she had a stroke and could no longer work!. Maybe this person will have a stroke too!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
She would cover up with some kind of musky old lady crap!. But no, you could still smell the pee!.
She was told about her hygiene a lot, but she never cared!. We were all kind of relieved when she had a stroke and could no longer work!. Maybe this person will have a stroke too!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's so bad about borscht and sweaty cab driver smell!?
Oooh, I get it!
You must be one of those fancy schmancy high falootin' type girls who only wears those Designer Imposter's like Georgionnetta or Red Doorknob, right!?
*cries because I smell like rotten lemons and egg salad left in a car for 7 days straight !.!.!.!.!. in Jamaica*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oooh, I get it!
You must be one of those fancy schmancy high falootin' type girls who only wears those Designer Imposter's like Georgionnetta or Red Doorknob, right!?
*cries because I smell like rotten lemons and egg salad left in a car for 7 days straight !.!.!.!.!. in Jamaica*Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell her exactly that!. take her quietly away from everyone else, and say "I am terribly sorry but you stink!. your perfume is offensive to all of my five senses!. you smell like a cross between sweaty cabdriver on a hot day, old onions, and borscht!."
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tell her that!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
there isn't really a polite way to say that at all, so its best that u do not say anything at all, OR buy her a perfume if u really cannot stand the smell that she's giving off, otherwise don't sit near her!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ah!.!. the old
'hide the fact that you didn't shower today ,by putting on your old stale perfume ,thats no good for anything ,except work, anymore '
ploy!.
the only appropriate solution is to
shitte on her desk!. amen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'hide the fact that you didn't shower today ,by putting on your old stale perfume ,thats no good for anything ,except work, anymore '
ploy!.
the only appropriate solution is to
shitte on her desk!. amen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is no polite way!. I talked to my supervisor about a certain person who smelled as though she poured the perfume all over her!. You could smell her coming several yards away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hey, [insert coworkers name here] your perfume could knock a buzzard off a sh!t wagon!"
She'll thank you for your candor!. You both might become life-long friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She'll thank you for your candor!. You both might become life-long friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if she's so offensive why bother being polite
say "excuse me, but you wear too much perfume and its making me and half the company sick, could you please save you whore bath for your nights out on the town"Www@Enter-QA@Com
say "excuse me, but you wear too much perfume and its making me and half the company sick, could you please save you whore bath for your nights out on the town"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say "what is that smell!? I only smell it around in this area" and wave your hand in her direction but make sure you frown and wrinkle your nose!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I had the same problem, what I did was tell her that I think I am allergic to your perfume!.!.!.is it possible to either wear a little or a different fragrance
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Go up to her take a big sniff and say, "your perfume suits you, its cheap and common"
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Buy her a new one
Or tell her you think you're allergic to her perfume cause your nose gets itchy when she's around!?
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Or tell her you think you're allergic to her perfume cause your nose gets itchy when she's around!?
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All of the rest of you have to draw X where your eyes are and lay on the floor playing dead, just like the old cartoons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
go #1 on her chair!.!.!. go #2 if you're up for it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hang Odor Eaters around her desk like fly paper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pass The Gas Masks Around!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
She smells like the set of "The Buk Show"!? Awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That can't be perfume! Give her a towel and a bar of soap!Www@Enter-QA@Com
poop in her chair, sneeze in her face and puke on her paperwork on her deskWww@Enter-QA@Com
FYI: Freaky's going to hell!.
*Hi Freaky!*
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*Hi Freaky!*
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
walk up to her, sniff, and say "hmmmmm!.!.!.!.!.massengil!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
gosh can you smell it someones trod in some chitWww@Enter-QA@Com
You could E-mail her this question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hose them down with febreeze!Www@Enter-QA@Com