Chuck Norris Question?!


Question: Chuck Norris Question!?
what is your favorite chuck norris joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Some people wear Superman pajamas!. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!.


Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.


Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I dunno, haha, my class always has this inside joke about when we don't know the answer on a test or something we write "Chuck Norris" 'because he's the answer to everything'!.!.!.I saw on a folder once a picture of chuck norris and a horse and it said "Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and MAKE him drink!"

I though it was kinda funny cause i thought of the inside joke and everything! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird lokl

he destroyed the epriodic table cuz he only recognizes the element of supirse LOL

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The bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Chuck Norris neads a concealed weapons license in all 50 states just to wear pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com

When its raining outside chuck norris doesent get wet the water gets chuck norris

lol i know let it out

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chuck norris likes knitting sweaters!.!.!. and by knitting i mean kicking !.!.!.and by sweaters i mean babies!.

chuck noris' beard covers not his chin!.!. but his third fist!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris once played Connect four and won in three moves!.

^!.^ that's always been my favorite, but the other ones are awesome too!Www@Enter-QA@Com

when it rains in yankee stadium they use chuck norris' foreskin to cover it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i never liked those but i heard one that was pretty cleaver

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door shut!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What did Chuck say to the ranger walking his dog in Texas!?
Walk her Texas Ranger (Walker Texas Ranger)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

when chuck norris does a push up
he doesn't push up, he pushes the ground down

hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris!?
All of it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard!?

ANOTHER FIST!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris walks into a bar!.!.!.

"Ouch, who put that metal bar there"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck NorrisWww@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris is so bad *** he can slam a revolving door!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

" In Soviet Russia, Norris Chucks you" Www@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norrisWww@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.
lol
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i thought this was the jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris could speak brailleWww@Enter-QA@Com



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