Since I cancelled my date, am I going to die alone and then is my cat going to e!
Question: Since I cancelled my date, am I going to die alone and then is my cat going to eat my face because she's!?
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I cancelled many a dates, and luckily I will outlive my cat!. Im sure one of my other 10+ cats will eat my face!.
Do you wanna join the "Future Lonely Cat Ladies of America" club!?
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Do you wanna join the "Future Lonely Cat Ladies of America" club!?
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Not if you vote for The Cat for President!. One of the things he will do as president is make sure that all cat ladies are checked on once a day and then their kitties fed and taken care of if said cat lady should meet her maker!. This is yet another thing he can do that no other president has achieved!. I mean aside from sitting in an upside down box lid on the floor and falling asleep!. Bush has been close, but only The Cat can pull off these delicate tasks!. He is the only true choice for President and he vows to take care of all his loyal human slaves, uh, he means all his loyal cat lovers!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, but only because Satan's minions only eat minced goat hearts, tuna, and chicken gizzards!.
*screams and runs away*
<------- is going to die alone, with 47 cats curled up next to my corpse
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*screams and runs away*
<------- is going to die alone, with 47 cats curled up next to my corpse
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No Precious you most certainly are not!. That date needed to be cancelled!. First off you're not going to die, but secondly if you do - I can almost guarantee it will be in the arms of Prince Charming!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've cancelled a lot of dates and I still have a face and Elvis is not hungry!. You'll be fine!. Just sleep with a hockey mask on and order a salmon filet for Miss Fussy Pants, your cat!.
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If you cancelled the date then it was probably for a good reason!. Get back out there!.
(Oh, and never lock the cat flap, just in case!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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No,But my cat is not going to wait till i die,she is trying to kill me now!.!.I seen her,she has a switch blade in her pocket!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what would really suck is if you "fell and couldn't get up" and then they ate you while you were still alive cuz you were immobile and defenselessWww@Enter-QA@Com
Probably, but look on the bright side!.!.!. at least you just saved some poor sap thousands of dollars and years of wasted time in therapy!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
nah you wont die alone, you'll have the cat there!.!.!.waiting!.!.!.for you to take your last breath!.!.!.is that your cats stomach growling!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
eaten by a pussy!. that's a switch!. oly out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll come by darlin!.!.!.I got Kettlecorn and we can rent a scary movie!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how come everyone gets to eat pu$$y around here but me!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have already died alone!.!.!. it is no big dealWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll eat your cat!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the way my cat's tongue feels when she licks me!.!.!.!.
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