Proper punishment and or etiquette question: co-worker?!
Question: Proper punishment and or etiquette question: co-worker!?
I just walked in and caught a co-worker snooping around my desk!. He has a wandering eye and wears a white t-shirt under a t-shirt, he's old and kind of a moron!.!.!.oh, he also moves as fast as a 3-toed sloth!.!.
thanks in advance!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks in advance!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
If his other eye "accidentally" became wandering too, not only would he get the message to stay away from your desk, but he might be able to see straight!. Win-win!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like plankton's answer!. Mine would be amputate two toes on each foot to make him resemble the aforementioned sloth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fill his drawers with midget porn!. Tell the boss you suspect the old timer is storing drugs and contraband in desk!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
he's obviously harmless, but you should do him just in case he found something incriminatingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Poop in his desk!. Top drawer!. Go to the boss and complain about his odor!. then poop in his shoe and beat him with it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I woulda told him about his ***, How dare he go into your personal space!. I would have a talk with him about that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
send him a love letter from "the boss"
saying!.!.you, no pants, in my office now!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
saying!.!.you, no pants, in my office now!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com