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Question: Are you evil!? Take the evil test!!?
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1!. You go over to your aunt's house and she has a cat!. Do you!.!.!.
a) pat it
b) ignore it
c) strangle it
d) lock it in the basement and burn the key
e) shave the cat and put it on the barbeque
2!. This old man at the bus stop rants about the reliability of buses!. Do you!.!.!.
a) reasuure him
b) cover your ears
c) tell him to shut up
d) kick him in the balls
e) pick him up and impale his head on the bus stop post!.
3!. A random person who you don't know of the opposite gender is coming on to you!. Do you!.!.!.
a) start making out with him/her
b) tell him/her you're scared
c) cringe
d) poke their eyes
e) pick him/her up, bash their head on concrete then sever their stomach with a sharp pod
4!. You have someone above the centrepoint tower on a hang-glider!. Do you!.!.!.
a) gently let him to the ground
b) jerk on the way down so he pisses himself
c) do nothing about it and take the guy to wherever you're going
d) drop him onto the street
e) drop him on to the point of the tower so that he gets impaled by the point
5!. You are in front of George Bush with an incredibly sharp knife!. What do you do with the knife!?
a) give it to Bush!.
b) nothing
c) threaten him with it if he doesn't resign
d) stab him with it
e) chuck it at his head so it goes through his skull and you can see it on the other side
6!. You are on a computer next to a nerd!. Do you!.!.!.
a) mind yourself in peace
b) tell him "you dropped your pocket" so he looks down
c) log him off when he goes to get something
d) spill water on his keyboard
e) get a knife, cut his computer screen open, shove his head in the hole and push it in stuck so he gets electrocuted
7!. You try to catch a train, but you miss it!. What do you do to get to your destination!?
a) wait for the next train
b) hop on the freight train and catch up with the citytrain
c) hijack the freight train and steer it to your station
d) hijack the freight train and unhook the cargo so it kills the driver and use it for personal activity
e) hijack the freight train and unhook the cargo in front of the citytrain, so as well as killing the driver, it kills all the passengers on board the train you missed!.
8!. You are on a plane by yourself!. Do you!.!.!.
a) watch the in-flight movie but when the person next to you goes to sleep, listen to the radio
b) when your neighbour is trying to go to sleep, flick your lights on and off
c) keep ringing the stewardess button
d) purposely make yourself sick and vomit into your neighbour's hat or lap
e) using a plastic knife, cut a hole in the fuelsage
9!. You are on top of a freeway overpass and a convertible drives under you!. Do you!.!.!.
a) look at it in amazement
b) do the ups to the driver
c) squirt tomato sauce on the convertible
d) drop an egg on his head
e) chuck a grenade at the convertible
10!. You are at an opera and the singer is deafening you!. How do you not get deafened!?
a) cover your ears
b) give a bad comment at the suggestion box
c) shout "get off the stage!"
d) pelt her with rotten tomatoes
e) blast her with a laser-gun so she decintigrates!.
11!. You are walking past a busker twirling a fire stick!. Do you!.!.!.
a) give him money as you walk past
b) watch in amazement, but just walk away sooner or later
c) pretend you didn't notice and walk past
d) run up behind him, put your hands over his eyes and shout "GUESS WHO!"
e) shove the fire stick down his throatWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. You go over to your aunt's house and she has a cat!. Do you!.!.!.
a) pat it
b) ignore it
c) strangle it
d) lock it in the basement and burn the key
e) shave the cat and put it on the barbeque
2!. This old man at the bus stop rants about the reliability of buses!. Do you!.!.!.
a) reasuure him
b) cover your ears
c) tell him to shut up
d) kick him in the balls
e) pick him up and impale his head on the bus stop post!.
3!. A random person who you don't know of the opposite gender is coming on to you!. Do you!.!.!.
a) start making out with him/her
b) tell him/her you're scared
c) cringe
d) poke their eyes
e) pick him/her up, bash their head on concrete then sever their stomach with a sharp pod
4!. You have someone above the centrepoint tower on a hang-glider!. Do you!.!.!.
a) gently let him to the ground
b) jerk on the way down so he pisses himself
c) do nothing about it and take the guy to wherever you're going
d) drop him onto the street
e) drop him on to the point of the tower so that he gets impaled by the point
5!. You are in front of George Bush with an incredibly sharp knife!. What do you do with the knife!?
a) give it to Bush!.
b) nothing
c) threaten him with it if he doesn't resign
d) stab him with it
e) chuck it at his head so it goes through his skull and you can see it on the other side
6!. You are on a computer next to a nerd!. Do you!.!.!.
a) mind yourself in peace
b) tell him "you dropped your pocket" so he looks down
c) log him off when he goes to get something
d) spill water on his keyboard
e) get a knife, cut his computer screen open, shove his head in the hole and push it in stuck so he gets electrocuted
7!. You try to catch a train, but you miss it!. What do you do to get to your destination!?
a) wait for the next train
b) hop on the freight train and catch up with the citytrain
c) hijack the freight train and steer it to your station
d) hijack the freight train and unhook the cargo so it kills the driver and use it for personal activity
e) hijack the freight train and unhook the cargo in front of the citytrain, so as well as killing the driver, it kills all the passengers on board the train you missed!.
8!. You are on a plane by yourself!. Do you!.!.!.
a) watch the in-flight movie but when the person next to you goes to sleep, listen to the radio
b) when your neighbour is trying to go to sleep, flick your lights on and off
c) keep ringing the stewardess button
d) purposely make yourself sick and vomit into your neighbour's hat or lap
e) using a plastic knife, cut a hole in the fuelsage
9!. You are on top of a freeway overpass and a convertible drives under you!. Do you!.!.!.
a) look at it in amazement
b) do the ups to the driver
c) squirt tomato sauce on the convertible
d) drop an egg on his head
e) chuck a grenade at the convertible
10!. You are at an opera and the singer is deafening you!. How do you not get deafened!?
a) cover your ears
b) give a bad comment at the suggestion box
c) shout "get off the stage!"
d) pelt her with rotten tomatoes
e) blast her with a laser-gun so she decintigrates!.
11!. You are walking past a busker twirling a fire stick!. Do you!.!.!.
a) give him money as you walk past
b) watch in amazement, but just walk away sooner or later
c) pretend you didn't notice and walk past
d) run up behind him, put your hands over his eyes and shout "GUESS WHO!"
e) shove the fire stick down his throatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1!. You go over to your aunt's house and she has a cat!. Do you!.!.!.
a) pat it
2!. This old man at the bus stop rants about the reliability of buses!. Do you!.!.!.
a) reasuure him
!.
3!. A random person who you don't know of the opposite gender is coming on to you!. Do you!.!.!.
Tel him I!.m lesbian!.
4!. You have someone above the centrepoint tower on a hang-glider!. Do you!.!.!.
a) gently let him to the ground
5!. You are in front of George Bush with an incredibly sharp knife!. What do you do with the knife!?
b) nothing
6!. You are on a computer next to a nerd!. Do you!.!.!.
a) mind yourself in peace
7!. You try to catch a train, but you miss it!. What do you do to get to your destination!?
a) wait for the next train
8!. You are on a plane by yourself!. Do you!.!.!.
a) watch the in-flight movie but when the person next to you goes to sleep, listen to the radio
9!. You are on top of a freeway overpass and a convertible drives under you!. Do you!.!.!.
a) look at it in amazement
10!. You are at an opera and the singer is deafening you!. How do you not get deafened!?
a) cover your ears
11!. You are walking past a busker twirling a fire stick!. Do you!.!.!.
b) watch in amazement, but just walk away sooner or later
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12!. You see a pigeon in front of you with slow reactions!. Do you!.!.!.
b) ignore it
13!. You are forced to go to church on Christmas Day instead of to your friend's party!. Do you!.!.!.
a) get engaged with all the speaches and hymns
14!. A hobo asks you for a dollar!. Do you!.!.!.
b) give him a dollar
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15!. You are forced to read to a kindergarden class!. Do you!.!.!.
c) read them "Grapes of Wrath"
16!. A dynamite falls from the sky and into your hand!. Do you!.!.!.
b) chuck it somewhere
17!. You are visiting Hawaii and someone in the tour group is pissing you off!. Do you!.!.!.
c) pick a fight with him and stealall his money
18!. You are in drama and you have a great idea for the role play, however someone else thinks it's gay!. Do you!.!.!.
a) agree with their idea
19!. You walk past a mental hospital with poor treatment!. Do you!.!.!.
a) go inside and tell off the owner
20!. You walk past a German military base!. Do you!.!.!.
b) walk past
Rose (too tired) P!.
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1!. A
2!. A
3!. C
4!. A
5!. B
6!. A
7!. A
8!. A
9!. A
10!. A
11!. B
12!. B
13!. A
14!. C
15!. B
16!. B
17!. A
18!. B
19!. A
20!. B
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2!. A
3!. C
4!. A
5!. B
6!. A
7!. A
8!. A
9!. A
10!. A
11!. B
12!. B
13!. A
14!. C
15!. B
16!. B
17!. A
18!. B
19!. A
20!. B
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edit please!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You got issues, dude!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i know im evil, i dont need to take your testWww@Enter-QA@Com
That **** is to damn long! come on now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeahh!.!.this is too dang long!. Too much time!.
By the way, my answers were all very non evil!.!.!.I'm pretty loving and kind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
By the way, my answers were all very non evil!.!.!.I'm pretty loving and kind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. You go over to your aunt's house and she has a cat!. Do you!.!.!.
a) pat it
2!. This old man at the bus stop rants about the reliability of buses!. Do you!.!.!.
a) reassure him
3!. A random person who you don't know of the opposite gender is coming on to you!. Do you!.!.!.
c) cringe
4!. You have someone above the centrepoint tower on a hang-glider!. Do you!.!.!.
c) do nothing about it and take the guy to wherever you're going
5!. You are in front of George Bush with an incredibly sharp knife!. What do you do with the knife!?
a) give it to Bush!.
6!. You are on a computer next to a nerd!. Do you!.!.!.
a) mind yourself in peace
7!. You try to catch a train, but you miss it!. What do you do to get to your destination!?
a) wait for the next train
8!. You are on a plane by yourself!. Do you!.!.!.
a) watch the in-flight movie but when the person next to you goes to sleep, listen to the radio
9!. You are on top of a freeway overpass and a convertible drives under you!. Do you!.!.!.
a) look at it in amazement
10!. You are at an opera and the singer is deafening you!. How do you not get deafened!?
b) give a bad comment at the suggestion box
11!. You are walking past a busker twirling a fire stick!. Do you!.!.!.
c) pretend you didn't notice and walk past
12!. You see a pigeon in front of you with slow reactions!. Do you!.!.!.
b) ignore it
13!. You are forced to go to church on Christmas Day instead of to your friend's party!. Do you!.!.!.
a) get engaged with all the speaches and hymns
14!. A hobo asks you for a dollar!. Do you!.!.!.
c) refuse
15!. You are forced to read to a kindergarden class!. Do you!.!.!.
b) try and get out of the situation
16!. A dynamite falls from the sky and into your hand!. Do you!.!.!.
b) chuck it somewhere
17!. You are visiting Hawaii and someone in the tour group is pissing you off!. Do you!.!.!.
a) politely tell them to stop!.
18!. You are in drama and you have a great idea for the role play, however someone else thinks it's gay!. Do you!.!.!.
b) say that his idea is gay
19!. You walk past a mental hospital with poor treatment!. Do you!.!.!.
a) go inside and tell off the owner
20!. You walk past a German military base!. Do you!.!.!.
c) chuck your homework at the electric fence so you have an excuse
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a) pat it
2!. This old man at the bus stop rants about the reliability of buses!. Do you!.!.!.
a) reassure him
3!. A random person who you don't know of the opposite gender is coming on to you!. Do you!.!.!.
c) cringe
4!. You have someone above the centrepoint tower on a hang-glider!. Do you!.!.!.
c) do nothing about it and take the guy to wherever you're going
5!. You are in front of George Bush with an incredibly sharp knife!. What do you do with the knife!?
a) give it to Bush!.
6!. You are on a computer next to a nerd!. Do you!.!.!.
a) mind yourself in peace
7!. You try to catch a train, but you miss it!. What do you do to get to your destination!?
a) wait for the next train
8!. You are on a plane by yourself!. Do you!.!.!.
a) watch the in-flight movie but when the person next to you goes to sleep, listen to the radio
9!. You are on top of a freeway overpass and a convertible drives under you!. Do you!.!.!.
a) look at it in amazement
10!. You are at an opera and the singer is deafening you!. How do you not get deafened!?
b) give a bad comment at the suggestion box
11!. You are walking past a busker twirling a fire stick!. Do you!.!.!.
c) pretend you didn't notice and walk past
12!. You see a pigeon in front of you with slow reactions!. Do you!.!.!.
b) ignore it
13!. You are forced to go to church on Christmas Day instead of to your friend's party!. Do you!.!.!.
a) get engaged with all the speaches and hymns
14!. A hobo asks you for a dollar!. Do you!.!.!.
c) refuse
15!. You are forced to read to a kindergarden class!. Do you!.!.!.
b) try and get out of the situation
16!. A dynamite falls from the sky and into your hand!. Do you!.!.!.
b) chuck it somewhere
17!. You are visiting Hawaii and someone in the tour group is pissing you off!. Do you!.!.!.
a) politely tell them to stop!.
18!. You are in drama and you have a great idea for the role play, however someone else thinks it's gay!. Do you!.!.!.
b) say that his idea is gay
19!. You walk past a mental hospital with poor treatment!. Do you!.!.!.
a) go inside and tell off the owner
20!. You walk past a German military base!. Do you!.!.!.
c) chuck your homework at the electric fence so you have an excuse
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