Soooo...I'm sanding my floors with a cigarette dangling from my mouth...?!
Question: Soooo!.!.!.I'm sanding my floors with a cigarette dangling from my mouth!.!.!.!?
and it's still not igniting!. What am I doing wrong!?
Tips!? They don't even have to do with the question if you don't want!. But I'd kind of like them too!. But I won't judge you if you decide to go another way!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tips!? They don't even have to do with the question if you don't want!. But I'd kind of like them too!. But I won't judge you if you decide to go another way!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
last night a friend of mine came into the bar I work in and gave me a baggie full of vicodin for a beer
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Your not rubbing it hard enough! Start your sanding motion in small round circles then begin to stroke the floor with a firm hand!.!.!.make sure you puff hard on the cigarette at the same time!. Keep this up in a rhythmic motion but continue to rub and puff faster and faster!. That baby will ignite and you'll be a flaming before ya know it! Whew, now that hot stuff!Www@Enter-QA@Com
As far as your sanding!. You're doing a bang up job!. Now as far as your unlit cigarette!. I would suggest you add some flame to the tip and draw some air through it!. Unless you're trying to cut down or quit altogether!. In which case I would say that you're doing "nothing" wrong,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Depending on if you want help with sanding the floors or the cigarette!.!.!.!. you could try using the correct thing to sand the floors, or you could try using a lighter to light your cigarette!.!.!.!.!.my suggestion!? Don't quit your day job!. :-PWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think cigarettes are particularly effective sanding tools, nor do I think you'll get enough friction rubbing it to get ignition!.
Try sandpaper and a match!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try sandpaper and a match!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You need to pour some turpentine on the floors BEFORE you start sanding them!. That should take care of the problem!. You might want to smoke three cigs at the same time just to make sure!.
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Maybe it needs MORE POWER!.!.!. *grunt grunt grunt*
or the gasoline thing might work :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
or the gasoline thing might work :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sanding something doesn't create a flame, which you would need to have ignition!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you humping on a pumpkin while you're doing it!? That's the key!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
totally confused on this one!?
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!.!.!.whiskey!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stop smoking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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you need to smother yourself in gas, that will do itWww@Enter-QA@Com
first thought that came to mind!?!?!?
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CLASSYWww@Enter-QA@Com
stay out of dark alleys!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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You have problems I DO NOT LOVE U!!Www@Enter-QA@Com