Name something you should not say to a judge in a court room ?!
Question: Name something you should not say to a judge in a court room !?
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if i said it here, id get reported!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
when he is sentencing you and asks do you want appeal (a pill) say yes and ask if you can have a glass of water with itWww@Enter-QA@Com
They do not like to be called "Your Hone-er"
They do not appreciate eruptions of laughter!.
Don't let them catch you drinking vodka tonics in the back row out of a soda bottle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They do not appreciate eruptions of laughter!.
Don't let them catch you drinking vodka tonics in the back row out of a soda bottle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The judge: You are here because you hit a man on a bike while allegedly driving drunk
Me: What! A man!? Phew!.!.!. I could have sworn I hit twoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Me: What! A man!? Phew!.!.!. I could have sworn I hit twoWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Hey Judge" "Yo Judge" "Judge Judy" "This is B!.S!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you wearing any pants or are you just naked under there!?
Do NOT ask this!.
Would you believe me if I told you a lie!? Don't say that either!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do NOT ask this!.
Would you believe me if I told you a lie!? Don't say that either!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dare you to come down off that bench and say that to my face!.!.!.!. DOUCHEBAG!
That should do it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That should do it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You gotta a cigarette!?
(don't know!.!.!. hard question)
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(don't know!.!.!. hard question)
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i have a ******* hangover Www@Enter-QA@Com
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
~are you on crack!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got bingo!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can I have a quick recess!? I need to go shoot this up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
GO F*CK y0URSElF!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What kind of lame decision was that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I never would have done that if I hadn't been so drunk!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
its not my fault my drug supplier was on vacation !
only if he has listeened to me, we woulndt have been caught !Www@Enter-QA@Com
only if he has listeened to me, we woulndt have been caught !Www@Enter-QA@Com