How many sour lemons do I have to eat to look like Renee

Question: How many sour lemons do I have to eat to look like Renee Zelwegerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
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OMG I freaking hate that "woman"!.

I think you'd have to suck on 75 lemons, and a case of Sour Crotch Kids candies to get that jacked up face!.


WHY does she make herself look like this!!!!?
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See, look at this one!. She actually looks non-constipated!.
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It has nothing to do with lemons, the simple concentration it takes to hold a penny betwixt your butt cheeks without dropping it will cause that look of contortion!.
You don't wanna look like that anyway Sour your quite a pretty pussy as you are!.

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let me caculate this !. The square root of a tree divided by the 4 sides of a pyimid with a equal red sea divider is !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. YES Y yes the answer is 4 lemons to have a gerbil fall from your mouthWww@Enter-QA@Com

Bout a dozen lemons!.!.!.!.!.

And then look directly into bright full sun!.

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Well, I think you are all being a bit hard on the girl!. She did a fine job valet-parking my car the other night except for the 85 cents in change, and the lemon-flavoured Jolly Ranchers, that came up missing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Zero!.
Simply peel a large, ripened zucchini, and stick up up your bibbity-boo-bah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't forget to throw up those fattening lemons after eatingWww@Enter-QA@Com

i imagine if you keep a lemonhead wedged under your tongue all the time that would work!.!.!.

my jaw is tingling just thinking aboot it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

13 lemons and 5 limesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Several apparently, she needs some serious R&R!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

one entire tree, including branches!.

hey, how come you have electrolyte and i don't!? *pouts*Www@Enter-QA@Com

100Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!
I'd say roughly 6!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.wash it down with a cup of lemon juice and your golden!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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Just drink a bottle of that "real lemon" juice Www@Enter-QA@Com

you are a pretty cat why would you do that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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