Why does the ice cream truck always sit outside my house?!

Maybe if you would quit flashing yourself out your window , he wouldn't park there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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First, have you ever posted any anti-Bush or anti-White House blogs or rants!? See if you can spot any weird laser microphones, antennae or other surveillance equipment sticking out the top of the truck!. If not, then it probably really is an ice cream guy!. Check if your local municipality has any public noise ordinances and run that bastard out of town!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I'd love to know how high the suicide rate is among Ice Cream truck drivers!. Can you imagine having to listen to that song ALL DAY LONG, and have to deal with kids screaming at their parents about how they want lots and lots of sugar!.

Yeah, shooting the Ice Cream guy is definitely a viable option!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Maybe the gentleman or female ice cream seller thinks you're kind of Dandy in your own right!. They may however, assumed you are American, hence the word 'Yankee' Beware, he may attempt to serenade and seduce you with Mr!.softy and exta nuts outside your bedroom window next!. "This Doodle chap I mean"
How positively barmy !Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Ice cream is a good thing for a hangover!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Shoot the bastard! Shoot em!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Maybe he thinks you're purty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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