I invented the post-it, what did you invent? ?!


Question: I invented the post-it, what did you invent!? !?
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I invented Yahoo Answers!. It started as an experiment to lure dangerous psychopaths onto the internet in order to snare them in a confusing array of mindless questions of no apparent consequence!. Initially it was a success, with leading research agencies reporting a 23!.5% decline in general stupidity!. Somewhere along the line something went horribly wrong - the system rebelled and started functioning independently, March 1st 2006!. It soon became apparent that the psychopaths were now running Answers, using the forum to validate their otherwise meaningless existence!. There is only one man who can stop them, only one thing that can control this evil - K-MAC Fever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i invented the butt flap, it hangs from a hinge in your butt crack and it has an airtight seal, you put it on when your new boyfriend comes over so no unexpected farts escape whilst trying to be ladylike!.

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I invented stewed tomatoes and velvet covered organic cotton balls!.
They are extra-extra soft and absorbent!.
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I invented the saying, "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig!."
I feel I am owed for that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i wrote and directed that movie called 'romy and michelles high school reunion'!. you should check it out sometime!. it's awesome!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

"My name is Elmer J!. Fudd, millionaire, I have a mansion and a yacht!. !.!.!.and I'm hunting wabbits!.!.!."
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I invented the double headed ding-donger!.

I am not wealthy, and I live in a crack house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I invented the 30 day restraining order!.!.!.!.well actually my ex-girlfriend did but I inspired her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i invented the fast burning paper on the cigaretteWww@Enter-QA@Com

I invented the thingamajig!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I invented the Mongolian Bascket F*ck!Www@Enter-QA@Com

The post-it holderWww@Enter-QA@Com

casual fisting!. oly out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am not telling anyone what my invention is until I have it patented!. Then, I will have mansions and yachts coming out of my ears!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I invented paternity tests and ID theft!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I invented the internet, I have 30 hookers at my house every night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have contributed nothing to society!. Nothing!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I invented Chopean Balls, a chocolate/peanut butter treat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I invented the dildo and it all started while growing cucumbers in the garden!.!.!.!.xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com

i invented chocolate i have more money than you =) Www@Enter-QA@Com

I invented the BS detector and my gawd it is going off the charts right now!.!.!.!.!.!.!.=PWww@Enter-QA@Com

i invent the Beatles and the Monkees!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Romey and Michelles High School Reunion!?
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velcro Www@Enter-QA@Com

paper clipWww@Enter-QA@Com

I invented Cats !.!.!.!. and you won't find a mouse or rat within 500 miles around me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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