Why did Tom Cruise cross the street?!
Question: Why did Tom Cruise cross the street!?
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Answers:
to run away from his gay thoughtsWww@Enter-QA@Com
the microscopic aliens inside of him were winning the war for his body and soul so he had to get to the little disinfecter thingy on the other side
the reason he got hit by a truck while crossing was because he found a love couch just perfect for insane jumping
and the truck driver was a homophobe who didnt wanna take any chances Www@Enter-QA@Com
the reason he got hit by a truck while crossing was because he found a love couch just perfect for insane jumping
and the truck driver was a homophobe who didnt wanna take any chances Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because he can't take psychotropic medicine to cure his sleep walking problemWww@Enter-QA@Com
To brainwash some more people into becoming Scientology membersWww@Enter-QA@Com
because he wanted to walk katie [HOLMES]
[ get it :) walk katie home lol ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
[ get it :) walk katie home lol ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get to his scientology meeting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do get to his rhythmic gymnastics lesson!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get a new baby because a lot of celebraties are doing it and he wants to fit inWww@Enter-QA@Com
To get to the mothership waiting for him on the other side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get a mexican divorce!. He fell in Love with his newest co star AGAIN!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because L!. Ron Hubbard ordered him to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To push the cars (with his mind) that try to hit him with their car!.!.!.
But he dies!.!.!.
Because he is a retard!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But he dies!.!.!.
Because he is a retard!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cause he thought he saw God but no, it was ll hubbard bubbard blady blady blah!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hopefully to get hit by a bus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
for me to run him over!.!.then reverse and run him over again!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So he could go up in the tree beside the road and see over the crowd!. Tom's a wee little man!Www@Enter-QA@Com
CAuse he had already jumped on the couchWww@Enter-QA@Com
to prevent katie holmes from running away Www@Enter-QA@Com
He saw a younger actress to marry!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
he had to find another closet to hide in Www@Enter-QA@Com
to get katie knocked up againWww@Enter-QA@Com
to get to the other side! Www@Enter-QA@Com
To look at himself in the mirror!.!.idk!.!.
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To tell Oprah on the other side, "i'm in love!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
who cares!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
are you serious!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
TO GET ME SUSPENDED!.
Darn, Old contacts and anyone!.!.please Re-add me
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Darn, Old contacts and anyone!.!.please Re-add me
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