My boyfriend & I had sex on my mom's kitchen table, and it broke?!
Question: My boyfriend & I had sex on my mom's kitchen table, and it broke!?
Happened earlier!.!.we got kinda rough, it was an antique table and two of the legs snapped!.!.she is still at work, and now I am getting scared!. I don't know if I should try to fix it, or what!. Time is running out she comes home in an hour or two!.!.please help!! any ideas are appreciated thx!!!!!!!
p!.s!.- thinking of throwing it out in the woods and staging a robbery scene, good idea!? HELP!Www@Enter-QA@Com
p!.s!.- thinking of throwing it out in the woods and staging a robbery scene, good idea!? HELP!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Be honest!.!.!.!.tell her you accidentally broke it!. Just don't tell her how!. It's just EASIER to tell the truth, even if it isn't the ENTIRE truth!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't stage a robbery scene, because that will get the police involved and someone could potentially be arrested for something that they didn't do!.
Try supergluing the legs back on!. If that doesn't work you could tell your mom that something else happened to the table!. Do you have a dog!? Blame it on him, or tell her you tripped and fell on it!. Definitely leave out the boyfriend part!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try supergluing the legs back on!. If that doesn't work you could tell your mom that something else happened to the table!. Do you have a dog!? Blame it on him, or tell her you tripped and fell on it!. Definitely leave out the boyfriend part!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is simple!.!.!.calm down!.
Ok just tell her you tripped and fell into the table and you heard a snap and so you moved the table to see if it was ok and it broke!. Then make sure to tell her that you are so sorry and will work to get it fixed for her!.
OMG ditch the robbery scene idea!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ok just tell her you tripped and fell into the table and you heard a snap and so you moved the table to see if it was ok and it broke!. Then make sure to tell her that you are so sorry and will work to get it fixed for her!.
OMG ditch the robbery scene idea!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!.!. that was a mistake!.
Don't stage a robbery scene, that's dumb and risky!.
If you can fix it, fix it!. If not, think of some OTHER excuse for why it's broken!. For the love of God, do not tell her what really happened!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't stage a robbery scene, that's dumb and risky!.
If you can fix it, fix it!. If not, think of some OTHER excuse for why it's broken!. For the love of God, do not tell her what really happened!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just say you accidentaly fell on it and it broke!. She will be glad you didnt get hurt!. The robbery thing is an awful idea! And if she decides to call the police!.!.!.!? Youd have a hard time trying to explain it and eventually confess!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wooowww, having sex on the kitchen table!. !. !. !.wouldn't it be more comfortable on the bed!?
i would try to fix it, maybe take it into a store or something, idk
im really sorry for uWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would try to fix it, maybe take it into a store or something, idk
im really sorry for uWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just make sure to wipe it down good!. You wouldn't want to know that the table was found and cops tried to take fingerprints and whoa what do you know!.!.!.!.there's a** prints instead!.!.!.
There must be a kid in the area you can blame!. brother!? next door neighbor!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
There must be a kid in the area you can blame!. brother!? next door neighbor!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say it was an accident,you tripped and fell on it,if your mother is insured she will get a payout,what ever you do don't hide it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if you can't glue it back together, tell you fell on it by accident
and tell her you'll pay for a replacement and that you are very sorry
leave out the sex part, for both your sakes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and tell her you'll pay for a replacement and that you are very sorry
leave out the sex part, for both your sakes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stupid Idea!. Very StupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think that is an ok idea the whole robbery scene or you can just throw it out Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could replace it, or tell her you sat on it and it just broke!. And get yourself a lighter boyfriend :-\Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is a tough one!. I think you better 'fess up and bite the bullet!. Good luck!. Years later you'll laugh about this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Weelll!.!.!.super glue!?!?!.!.Or maybe tell her you dropped your text books on the antique table, reeally hard!!.!.!.!.!.Try that!. But get rid of the boyfriend!!.!.!.good luck love!!.!.!.?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pervert!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell her you were having sex on the counter top, and that you fell on the tableWww@Enter-QA@Com
Whatever you do, don't tell her the truth! I would pretend you were robbed too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA good luck on that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Next time have more respect for your mothers furniture!.!.!.NOW RUUUNNN!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your a damned liar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hoe!.
Just tell her you're
a straight up hoe!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just tell her you're
a straight up hoe!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
why dont you say you sat on it and it broke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
you will just have to tell the truth she will find out sonner or laterWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would try fixing it, why would a robber just steal a table!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!.
Tell her what you did, Im sure she'll be proud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell her what you did, Im sure she'll be proud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
start having sex again and when she comes home let her join for a threesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com