What happens if I throw myself in front of the kiddie train?!
Question: What happens if I throw myself in front of the kiddie train!?
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More of a curiosity really!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
More of a curiosity really!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
If you do this anytime between January and November, nothing will happen!. However, try this in December, and Santa will get off his chair and shove a candy cane up your ***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It would either derail, or push you a ferw inches before it stopped!.
I can see it now:
You hurl yourself onto the track as it puts along, the man driving it looking utterly stupid and irritated!. The "engine" hits you, a tickle really, no more, and up it goes off the track and onto its side, tossing the driver a few feet as he curses you and then stomps off!. All of the moms come and yell at you for stopping their children's fun, and the kids all whimper about "boo-boos" and bumps!.!.
That might be something worth seeing!.!.!.!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can see it now:
You hurl yourself onto the track as it puts along, the man driving it looking utterly stupid and irritated!. The "engine" hits you, a tickle really, no more, and up it goes off the track and onto its side, tossing the driver a few feet as he curses you and then stomps off!. All of the moms come and yell at you for stopping their children's fun, and the kids all whimper about "boo-boos" and bumps!.!.
That might be something worth seeing!.!.!.!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A friend of mine did it,and he DIED! Yep,it hit him and it stopped!.!.Then he screamed and rolled around covered in blood,the kids were traumatized and it was even on youtube!.!.But he did not die because of kiddie train,the drunken conductor thought he was a deer and shot him!. : / Www@Enter-QA@Com
It bumps into you and stops!. Might even fall of the track and the kids wont get a ride!. Is it the kinds they have at the mall/fairs that go in a circle!? Yah it wouldn't do much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
therapy for all the children and bruises on yourass!.
Go for it and youtube it baby!.
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Go for it and youtube it baby!.
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you sue the kiddie train express company!.
make millions!.
buy the business!.
but hen kiddies try getting on, you push them off and say "MY RIDE HOE"Www@Enter-QA@Com
make millions!.
buy the business!.
but hen kiddies try getting on, you push them off and say "MY RIDE HOE"Www@Enter-QA@Com
you get escorted away by kiddie train security!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can I push you instead!?
I am feeling like I need to see someone else hurting right now, or at least somewhat uncomfortable!.
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I am feeling like I need to see someone else hurting right now, or at least somewhat uncomfortable!.
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Death and/or permanent brain damage!.
You'll also become infertile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You'll also become infertile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you would most likely be able to stop the train and probably walk away with a few scrapes if thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
you'll probably make it jump the track or de-rail!. Don't put the little kiddies in danger ! (You will be arrested and we'll hear about you on the evening news!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It derails the train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the train would derail and your shins would hurt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You'll bleed rainbows and your screams will sound like cotton candy and sunshine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The conductor will get out and beat youWww@Enter-QA@Com
You might get a kiddie boo boo at most!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! DON'T DO IT! You will totally die!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It stops!. People laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you'll walk away unharmed!?!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
You'll be taken back in time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kids cry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it stops!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know, but the kids might be scared their gonna wreck! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
My guess is, you'd get thrown out of Chuck E!. Cheese!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
u will get a few bruises thats allWww@Enter-QA@Com
you'll have a free rideWww@Enter-QA@Com