Name 5 to 10 dumbest things your boss(es) have said or asked you to do....?!


Question: Name 5 to 10 dumbest things your boss(es) have said or asked you to do!.!.!.!.!?
I'll start!.

#1
A long time ago I worked at Home Depot Corporate in customer service!. We had to clock in and out when arriving and leaving including our lunch breaks!. We also had a button on our phone to push when were given our 2 - 15 minute breaks during the day!. I had a nasty stomach virus and had to push my break button more than twice in one day!.

At the end of the week I was called into my boss's office and her supervisors office to sign a "probation" form because I had taken too many breaks during the week thus causing our department to not answer our calls as fast as usual!. When I explained that the prior week I had missed work was due to a stomach virus and that I still was feeling queasy and they had two doctors' notes, they expressed that I should have raise my hand (THAT'S RIGHT) or should have called my supervisor to let her know I had to go to the bathroom!.

#2 I was an office manager about 12 years ago and I had the regular flu and a stomach flu and was out of the office!. The owner of the company called me at home and told me if I didn't come in immediately that he was firing me (because he didn't know how to use a computer or calculate the payroll)!. I told him to go to hell and fire me and I would sue him!. That evening our receptionist came by my house to make sure I was really sick!. (He paid her $25 to do it)!. When I went back to work I had three doctors' notes, had a shouting match the owner, received an apology, demanded a raise and trained the receptionist on how to do my job should I ever be deathly ill again!.

#3 - as a now paralegal and legal assistant I am constantly micromanaged to the point of insanity!. I have been asked several times

"Where WERE you!?" When I was either in the bathroom or on my lunch break!.

I was called at the hospital after having surgery and asked when I would be returning to work!.

I've been told I have an addiction to the internet (because I am on it too much) when all of my internet use at work is for researching, pulling up directions, looking up background information on our clients, etc!.

I have to fill out a form anytime I am running late, including being stuck in traffic, having to drive over to my daughter's high school to give her money for something, anything that deviates from my normal 8 to 5 hours even though I frequently have to work through lunch breaks, stay over after work etc!.

Ironically, I get amazing reviews - - on a scale of one to ten on everything I am given a 10!. I am told I go above and beyond and think outside the box!. Then I am micromanaged to death the rest of the year!.

I am frequently asked the same questions over and over about mundane stuff that they know I have taken care of!. If I am away from my desk for more than 10 minutes when they are trying to reach me, I am paged and if I pick up from another location other than my office I am asked where I am, 99% of the time I am in our copy center making a million copies of whatever they have asked me to do, have driving to the court before under their direction to have something filed and then am called on my cell to ask what is taking so long!. Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
1!. Asked me to work over without over time pay! Haaa!

#2!. Asked my WHY I was taking a personal day!.

#3!. Asked me if I needed all day to go to my aunt's funeral!.
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I can name 1-
calling me back to work, after I told the stupid jerk, to take his job and you know what, with itWww@Enter-QA@Com

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