If you strap buttered toast to a cat and drop it from the 24th floor, how far wi!
Question: If you strap buttered toast to a cat and drop it from the 24th floor, how far will it glide!?
Answers:
This will largely depend on the size of the piece of toast, how well it has been toasted and how hot it was when the butter was applied!.
For optimum glide capability:
a) The toast needs to be as large as possible, preferably sliced along a long, deep, crusty loaf!.
b) The slice should be toasted for as long as possible under a low heat, to reduce the moisture content and increase rigidity, without burning!.
c) The butter should be soft but not melted and applied when the toast has cooled!. Melted butter soaking into the toast will severely affect its structural strength!.
d) The toast should be strapped buttered side DOWN!. This is very important!. Toast will always land buttered side down and a cat will always land on its feet, so both need to be pointing the same way, otherwise rotation of the cat in flight will severely limit its glide range!.
(Note: if the cat is being launched from a cannon, the toast should be smaller and strapped buttered side up as the resulting rotation will increase the stability of the trajectory, although the landing configuration will be severely compromised!.)
e) In optimum conditions, the cat will then glide 24 stories!.
f) Stop wasting time with stupid, cruel questions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
For optimum glide capability:
a) The toast needs to be as large as possible, preferably sliced along a long, deep, crusty loaf!.
b) The slice should be toasted for as long as possible under a low heat, to reduce the moisture content and increase rigidity, without burning!.
c) The butter should be soft but not melted and applied when the toast has cooled!. Melted butter soaking into the toast will severely affect its structural strength!.
d) The toast should be strapped buttered side DOWN!. This is very important!. Toast will always land buttered side down and a cat will always land on its feet, so both need to be pointing the same way, otherwise rotation of the cat in flight will severely limit its glide range!.
(Note: if the cat is being launched from a cannon, the toast should be smaller and strapped buttered side up as the resulting rotation will increase the stability of the trajectory, although the landing configuration will be severely compromised!.)
e) In optimum conditions, the cat will then glide 24 stories!.
f) Stop wasting time with stupid, cruel questions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It will not glide at all but if you strap it to the cats back butter side up the toast will not do the usual thing of landing with the butter side down until the tenth time!.
Because the cat has nine lives!. So they say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because the cat has nine lives!. So they say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well taking the wind speed into effect and the chance that a hurricane might spawn right underneath it!.!.IT WILL GLIDE TO ASIA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind!.
I know this is right, because I asked Bobby Dylan!.
They call me the seeker!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know this is right, because I asked Bobby Dylan!.
They call me the seeker!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you strap buttered toast to a cat and drop it from the 24th floor, how far will it glide!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
It won't!. LOL!. The poor kitty would fall! ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is a really mean thought! You know this is how Serial Killers start!Www@Enter-QA@Com
24 floors!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
id say till it reaches the 18th floor =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont know!.!.!.!.
But whats a betting!.!.!.
It will land buttered side down!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But whats a betting!.!.!.
It will land buttered side down!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol maybe 20 footWww@Enter-QA@Com
silly!.!.cats don't glide they fall!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com