Do you remember Life Before the Computers was it a bit like this?!
Question: Do you remember Life Before the Computers was it a bit like this!?
An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
spam is a tin of hamWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ram was a thing you ran away from in a farmyard, and to log out was a trip to the WC, a driver was the pilot of a car, e mail is what yorkshire men answered the question ; is it a bloke or a bird!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm too tired to add anything <yawn> but thanks a bunch for the trip down memory lane!
Wait wait I got it! a router was a tool that a carpenter used to make a calculated groove down into the wood!.!.!.!.!.how's that!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wait wait I got it! a router was a tool that a carpenter used to make a calculated groove down into the wood!.!.!.!.!.how's that!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a ho was a hoe!. the wind was all that blew!. a coke was a coke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No Problem; I just got this PC for Entertainment Value recently!.!.!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
niice
kudos!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
kudos!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i like "a mouse pad"lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol,
funny because that was true Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny because that was true Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, mostly I remember that we didn't tip our heads sideways to smile and we played solitaire with real cardsWww@Enter-QA@Com