How can you tell when you have tourists around or in your city?!


Question: How can you tell when you have tourists around or in your city!?
Here in Chicago we get them looking up at all the very tall buildings, like the Sears Tower, the AON building, the John Hancock building, etc!. We always think they are from places like Iowa because they barely have buildings taller then a concrete grain silo!. Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Here in the Rockies, they have slanty eyes and cameras!. also, they get chased by elk and moose!. I think they get good pictures, though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Here in the mountains they hug the sides of the road nearest the mountain, or the inside yellow line going around large curves with a drop off on the outside!. They also ride the brakes until they smoke and look straight ahead, white knuckles on the steering wheel when you pass them going the speed limit of 45!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

They can't drive, they get lost, they keep looking for cowboys and Indians, they buy ugly crap, they think turquoise is a necessary purchase, they need to go horseback riding, they go hiking in 100+ temps, they play golf but they can't really play golf, they go to the Village Inn and think that is great cuisine, they look for the nearest Cracker Barrel restaurant, they think Hometown Buffet is great Arizona fare!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

People laced with cameras over their shoulders,
white socks and sneakers,
always the shades that look cool
and yeah, most look to the sky for something!.
Driving slow and backing up traffic!.!.looking at the scenery!.!.which by the way,generally is NICE!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Usually the dead giveaway is when they are taking pictures in front of a historical place or some normal photo scenes!. Oh and you can spot tourists because they are looking all around everywhere!.
Locals don't do that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's NYC, so they usually love Macy's, visit Ground zero, Time Square, The Empire State building etc!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I can tell by the way the sound (no Texas type/southern accent) and if they keep complaining about the heat!. Everyone who lives here just gets used to the heat!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes, I live in south Florida!.
Fanny packs, Ankle sandals, and Hawaiian shirts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's exactly how we spotted them in NYC!. In L!.A!., they're standing out in front of the chinese theatre with the genuine expectation of seeing celebrities there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

They're always filming, and asking where the loos are LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com



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