Bob saget roast: olsen twin jokes what one the best?!

10!. Jeffrey Ross: Is it true you used to give Mary-Kate acting lessons!? He'd tell her, "Act like this never happened!." She'd be like, "You got it, dude!."
9!. John Stamos: What a tough gig [America's Funniest Home Videos] must've been, huh!? His entire job consisted of saying, "Take a look at this," which is what he used to say to Mary-Kate Olsen in her dressing room!.

8!. Brian Posehn: Jodie Sweetin's in the crowd!. Remember her!? Yeah!. I can't point her out, but she's the "Full House" girl that isn't a crazy Christian or a vagina on a stick!.
7!. Jeffrey Ross: Actually, Mary-Kate and Ashley were supposed to be here tonight, but they heard there was gonna be food!.
6!. Susie Essman: Bob spends more times on his knees after a big audition than Mary-Kate does after a big meal!.
5!. Sarah Silverman: I heard that Bob Saget calls
4!. Jeffrey Ross: "Full House" should've been called "Blackjack," 'cause he hit on the Olsens when they were eight!. He didn't stop till they were 21!.
3!. Gilbert Gottfried: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar!. They say to the bartender, "Give us two ***-hurts!." The bartender says, "How do you make an *** hurt!?" The Olsen twins say, "Well, Bob Saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach!.
2!. Jeff Garlin: The other day-- after all these years, I've never met the Olsen twins!. He introduced me to them!. I hadn't seen them since they were kids!. I never met them!. I said to him, "How do I tell them apart!?" He says, "Ashley swallows!."
1!. Greg Giraldo: The Olsens are like Tom Green's testicles-- they look the same, but one is fake and empty inside, and the other one's been licked by Heath Ledger!. It's-- he'd be cool with it, *******!.
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