What is your funniest vomit story?!
Question: What is your funniest vomit story!?
I have a few!.
In one of them, my whole family was going to a fancy restaurant!. I puked all over my mom's Gucci pants, then I puked in the entrance of the restaurant so nobody could get in or out!.
In the other one, I puked at the top of a chairlift and it hit a little kid!. Oops!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In one of them, my whole family was going to a fancy restaurant!. I puked all over my mom's Gucci pants, then I puked in the entrance of the restaurant so nobody could get in or out!.
In the other one, I puked at the top of a chairlift and it hit a little kid!. Oops!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I had a friend who got really drunk and while she was blessing the toilet her boyfriend was standing behind her yelling at her & telling her she was doing it wrong! I had to drag him out of there and let her puke in peace!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not funny during the act!.!.!.but ha ha ha when you tell the story!. I've never came to that, but know what,!.!.we were having tea at home (family and neighbours) and were enjoying some funnies!. There was this joke and I was desperately trying to contain myself to first swallow the tea that was already in my mouth, but I couldn't stand the humour and my tightened lips punctured to rocket the tea out to splash every body's face and the table which went proop, proop and proooooopp!.!.!.that made the laughter into a marathon and funnier than the actual joke!. Tied of laughing, everyone sighed and cleared the table to head for the sink!.!.!.know what!.!.!.no one returned to the table!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um!.!.!. ok!.!.!. i'll tell ya!.
Me, my sister, my frend and my dad went to pizza hut for dinner before we went to canadas wonderland ( its really fun there XD) OK, so i ate a slice of pepperoni pizza, and we went to the gas station, to put gas in my dad's car!. Anyways, while we were driving there, my rend and my ister were making me laugh like CRAZY!. Then, i threw up from my nose all over my seat and clothes, and gosh, people were staring t me thinking i was crazy (my dad was pissed cuz we weren't going to the amusement park on time, hehe)
It happened this summer btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
Me, my sister, my frend and my dad went to pizza hut for dinner before we went to canadas wonderland ( its really fun there XD) OK, so i ate a slice of pepperoni pizza, and we went to the gas station, to put gas in my dad's car!. Anyways, while we were driving there, my rend and my ister were making me laugh like CRAZY!. Then, i threw up from my nose all over my seat and clothes, and gosh, people were staring t me thinking i was crazy (my dad was pissed cuz we weren't going to the amusement park on time, hehe)
It happened this summer btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
i was on a state liner bus for a schoool camp and i needed to "chuck" i opend the window and did my bussiness well!.!.!. it was E V E R Y W E R E ! i ! i ! all over the windows behind me up the side of the bus on the bus room and in the city you should have seen the peoples faces man the whole class said i made the bus ride interesting! and fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was in high school, my girlfriend and I had a little too much to drink!.!.!.I think it was New Years 1984!.!.!.anyway, we went back to my house and she puked in the door way at the top of the stairs as you walked into the house!. My mom and dad came home right after she puked!. My mom was livid and asked me "what is this!?" and my response was "It's snow mom!" Wow, was I in trouble!! I look back now and Wow, was I stupid! Did I really think I was going to get away with anything with a response like that!? My girlfriend and I laugh about that to this day!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Coming home from a holiday after eating half a packet of cheesy biscuits I puked all over the back of the car, haha, my sister still reminds me of it till this day!.
Another time after too much alcohol, knowing I was going to puke ran to the toilet didn't make it and puked all over my bedroom wall, heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
Another time after too much alcohol, knowing I was going to puke ran to the toilet didn't make it and puked all over my bedroom wall, heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
1983, little brother took his dream-girl, Darlene to the prom!. He'd spent a week cleaning and detailing is car (VW Scirocco)!.
He didn't drink at all, but Darlene got smashed!. While he was driving her home, she had to have him pull over so she could puke!.!.!. in her prom-dress!.
She got miffed when he didn't want a kiss at the end of the date!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He didn't drink at all, but Darlene got smashed!. While he was driving her home, she had to have him pull over so she could puke!.!.!. in her prom-dress!.
She got miffed when he didn't want a kiss at the end of the date!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
THANKS,
I was eating my lunch,
now I'm answering your question!.
It went all over my keyboard and screen, and bounced onto my colleagues keyboard,
my coffee cups now full of carrots and tamatoe skins, how come!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was eating my lunch,
now I'm answering your question!.
It went all over my keyboard and screen, and bounced onto my colleagues keyboard,
my coffee cups now full of carrots and tamatoe skins, how come!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got trashed on boones farm when I was 16, was walking home, and threw up on a stop sign!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I tossed my cookies on my desk at work several years ago!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
while doing my recital, so embarrassing!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was really drunk and i vomited wonton soup on my friends pants!.!.!.the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ewww!. How sick are you!
other people could be eating there lunch you kno!Www@Enter-QA@Com
other people could be eating there lunch you kno!Www@Enter-QA@Com