You realise you're getting old when...?!
Question: You realise you're getting old when!.!.!.!?
For me, it was when my knees started creaking louder than the bedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
There are four stages in a man's life:
The first is when he believes in Santa Claus!.
The second is when he no longer believes in Santa Claus!.
The third is when he is Santa Claus!.
The fouth is when he starts to look like Santa Claus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first is when he believes in Santa Claus!.
The second is when he no longer believes in Santa Claus!.
The third is when he is Santa Claus!.
The fouth is when he starts to look like Santa Claus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you score with a chick in a disco bar
Take her home in your hairy little car
Then you find you went to school with her Ma and Pa
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you won't look in a mirror in the light of day
Swear you dyed it when your hair turns grey
When you zip up your Wranglers and your belly's in the way
You're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come and there you go
Wire wheel-spokes and a stereo
But the engine's clapped, and the driver also
Is the oldest swinger in town
When your barber takes a little less time each week
The kids don't understand a word you speak
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town
You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and coke
The songs are too loud and there's too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're scared you'll have a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come with your chest all bare
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
Rub on Vick where you used to splash Brut
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta shades and nine-inch heels
You say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
You're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come with your lips closed tight
You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right
'Cause your dentures glow in ultra-violet light
You're the oldest swinger in town
And you look so mean 'cause your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town
And it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night
You're the oldest swinger in townWww@Enter-QA@Com
Take her home in your hairy little car
Then you find you went to school with her Ma and Pa
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you won't look in a mirror in the light of day
Swear you dyed it when your hair turns grey
When you zip up your Wranglers and your belly's in the way
You're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come and there you go
Wire wheel-spokes and a stereo
But the engine's clapped, and the driver also
Is the oldest swinger in town
When your barber takes a little less time each week
The kids don't understand a word you speak
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town
You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and coke
The songs are too loud and there's too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're scared you'll have a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come with your chest all bare
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
Rub on Vick where you used to splash Brut
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta shades and nine-inch heels
You say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
You're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come with your lips closed tight
You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right
'Cause your dentures glow in ultra-violet light
You're the oldest swinger in town
And you look so mean 'cause your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town
And it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night
You're the oldest swinger in townWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two things:
I saw a TV commercial where there was a man being presented as a silly older person!.!.!. and I realized he was younger than I am!.!.!.
Remember that youthful stomping song of yours, the rude and vulgar one your parents got angry about your playing!? Well, when you hear it in the elevator in the mall!.!.!.
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I saw a TV commercial where there was a man being presented as a silly older person!.!.!. and I realized he was younger than I am!.!.!.
Remember that youthful stomping song of yours, the rude and vulgar one your parents got angry about your playing!? Well, when you hear it in the elevator in the mall!.!.!.
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I'm 31, my man 32
this year he said something like, what's with all this crap on the radio!? And I started busting up laughing - he didn't get it & I said, it's official,we are "grown-ups" LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
this year he said something like, what's with all this crap on the radio!? And I started busting up laughing - he didn't get it & I said, it's official,we are "grown-ups" LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
When I am afraid to have a birthday cake when the number of candles increases and you are afraid of burning down the house!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
For me, when I realized 90% of my CD collection had copyright dates over 15 years old!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can't flex your fingers when you get up in the morning, they are stuck in claw like fashion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you go upstairs to get something and forget what it is you want before you get to the bottom stairWww@Enter-QA@Com
I remember holding my baby cousin in the hospital when he was born and now he is driving and a senior in high school! Www@Enter-QA@Com
You start sentences with "I remember when" or "Kids these days"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You start addressing others as good lad or good girl!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you start looking like your grandparents
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When you tell your kids that their music is too loud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I celebrate my birthday it makes me feel older!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your`e a bloke and you always sit down for a peeWww@Enter-QA@Com
A Boy or Girl Scout helps you across the road!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you get outta breath bending to tie your shoe laceWww@Enter-QA@Com
When you yell for "those damned kids" next door to turn down their music !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
when climbing the stairs becomes a choreWww@Enter-QA@Com
I start falling asleep in my recliner at 10:00 PM, don't want to get up and go to bed!. snore!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You wake up in the middle of the night to go Number 2!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You break wind and can't walk anywhere 'till it dries!.!.!.LOLOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
when people start asking you if you have grandkids, and you havent even had kids yet!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHEN YOU TURN 18!.!.!.!.!.I FEEL LIK A GRANDPA!. =(Www@Enter-QA@Com
its all in your mind, lol
i got married last month at 47yrs and i feel like an 18year oldWww@Enter-QA@Com
i got married last month at 47yrs and i feel like an 18year oldWww@Enter-QA@Com
I groaned when getting out of a kit car Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your kids ask you what 45s were!.!.!.(records!.!.!.)!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
when the candles on your birthday cake are a fire hazardWww@Enter-QA@Com
you see one of your parents looking back at you from the mirrorWww@Enter-QA@Com
you think to yourself "hey, a walk in bath, just what i need"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ur old when u cant read the top line on the eye chart lolWww@Enter-QA@Com