What have you learned from your Dog?!


Question: What have you learned from your Dog!?

I've learned to always lick my loved ones when they come home
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Answers:
The most important thing in life is a spot in the shade, Munk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My Huxley has taught me the following;

just because one person has treated you abominably it doesn't mean everyone else will!. There is a lot of love to be given and received!.

Sad eyes get you more treats!.

Hitting your nose on the carpet when you sneeze only makes you sneeze more!.

Hanging around the kitchen when dinner is being prepared means you get extra treats!.

When you give snuggles you get them right back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That dogs are perverted creeps that belong behind bars, or on leashes, while the wonderful god of cats laughs at them from scratching post in the skyWww@Enter-QA@Com

1- man is not designed to lick himself
2- might as well just fart cause someone is gonna blame you anyway
3- dragging my butt on the carpet does feel good
4- sniffing peoples butts can tell you alot about themWww@Enter-QA@Com

i've learned that dogs run faster than humans
cat poop is a dog delicacy
and mostly I've learned why people who have dogs before kids generally wait longer to have themWww@Enter-QA@Com

The only people that matter already live at our house and anyone else should be chased away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That licking my **** is the most enjoyable thing in life and also if I miss the people I love I can cuddle their shoes til they come home even if they tell me off when they find them!

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Patience


~MLF~Www@Enter-QA@Com

Instead of chasing the love of your life until you have a date why not just chase that cat!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Licking your genitals is tougher than it looks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

THAT TOILET BOWL WATER IS BETTER THAN EVIAN!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When you jump on ones leg you are closer to your desired goal!.


GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That I will never be as great as she believes I am!.

also, how do I become one of your loved ones!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I learned that only dogs can lick their own ballsWww@Enter-QA@Com

That ducks need love too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

to take them outside often no matter what time what the weather is or how bitchy you feelWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't have one but I want one!. But dog's rule so I'm sure I would learn a lot from them!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road!?!?!?!?

ANS: he didnt have the guts too!!!!!

that what my artificial dog teach me that joke!.!. >!.<Www@Enter-QA@Com

Have you SEEN picture of my dog!? I've learned it's great to shave most of my body and run around naked!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

To like cats better :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great leason!.!.!.
To be a good friend!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

To kill catsWww@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.show your love, eat with gusto, drink water and enjoy a nap or two!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

How to forgive and forgetWww@Enter-QA@Com

it's ok to sniff people's crotchesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Licking and wang my tail, shows i love youWww@Enter-QA@Com

rolling in poo makes you smell sexyWww@Enter-QA@Com

for some reason all males get horn-ie around meWww@Enter-QA@Com

he tought me how to clean up "droppings" yeah thats what we'll call itWww@Enter-QA@Com



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