I met an attractive cougarish woman 10 years my senior. I suggested we meet for !
Question: I met an attractive cougarish woman 10 years my senior!. I suggested we meet for a drink and she said "Just !?
come over to my place!. What do you like to drink!? I'll go buy it!."
Do you think she wants to play Parcheesi!? If so, can you explain the rules to me!? I don't mind losing but I don't want to humiliate myself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you think she wants to play Parcheesi!? If so, can you explain the rules to me!? I don't mind losing but I don't want to humiliate myself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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she wants little dash in her rather frightening bad place!. you must fight through her odd lilac powdery smell!. you can do this dash!. plus free booze!. oly out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If she's interested in beating you at Parcheesi, she's not really a cougar now is she!? Since its a first date, I reccommend meeting in public before heading back to her place!. And if you're really that worried about playing a round of Parcheesi with her, pick a game you do know how to play!. How about Monopoly!? Good luck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wish!. I wish, I wish I had an exciting life like yours!.Here I sit, in front of my stupid, old P/C, in a boring job, with my boring life!. I just go home, play with my daughter and watch The Night Garden with her, put her off to bed and tuck her in, sit to talk quietly with my wife before we go off to bed and avoid touching each other!. And there you are, a world renowned secret agent, driving fast, beautiful cars and meeting beautiful women who invite you home for a night of passionate sex!. Man!. What I wouldn't give to be you for a day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes but while she's fixing those drinks in the kitchen, skim over the rules and make sure what she's telling you sounds reasonable!. You don't want to be cheated just because you don't know the rules to strip parcheesi!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just make sure you set up a good block right from the get go and get all your other guys through before you take away the block!. She won't be able to make a move, you'll win and then she'll be the humiliated one!. Good luck!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
DUDE! She's buying so you might as well go for the good stuff!. Whole milk instead of that crappy low-fat stuff!. And tell her to get Ovaltine, not that nasty Nestle Quik garbage!.
Parcheesi is kind of like that one other game, but it's completely different!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Parcheesi is kind of like that one other game, but it's completely different!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um, I am younger than you!.!.!.but I can put on a grey wig and ben gay if thats what does it for you sexy!.
I want to play jenga, and drink instant coffee with you all night long!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I want to play jenga, and drink instant coffee with you all night long!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Parcheesi is a deadly game similar to chess!.
Play only to lose, if you can accept defeat gracefully!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Play only to lose, if you can accept defeat gracefully!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just take it one step at a time read her signals--is she being flirtatious, touchy, is she primping (tossing or playing with her hair) just take her lead and go from there but just go and enjoy yourself!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is really a pathetic way to sell geriatric medication!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I always called it part-cheesy!.!.!.seems fitting
shocker!.!.!.no, a shocker!.!.!.I heard cougars like to give themWww@Enter-QA@Com
shocker!.!.!.no, a shocker!.!.!.I heard cougars like to give themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Damn!!
<~~~~~Cougarish!.!.!.?Www@Enter-QA@Com
<~~~~~Cougarish!.!.!.?Www@Enter-QA@Com
No need to learn the rules!.!.!.!.Parcheesi is the furthest from her mind!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It depends on what side of the board you are playing in parcheesi!.!.!.one side is just like Sorry, but the other side is like stupid,Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think she wants to play hide the salami!. A new Fisher Price Game!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like a good time!. You should definitely go and bring the game Twister as well!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds more like she may want to play nakid twister!Www@Enter-QA@Com
She's gonna slip you a roofie and put things in your bad place!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you tell her that you like grape soda!? That's what I would have told her to buy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a lot like sorry but you don't get to pop the bubble thing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is that where you yell Yahtzee!? hahaha
Tell her you like cool-aid and home made cookies!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell her you like cool-aid and home made cookies!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think she wants to play Battleship with your weiner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She wants to capture your pawns!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All I can say is don't leave the house with a loaded gun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I want a cougar!. *cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe she needs a 4th for Bridge!? 3 on 1!.!.!. thems good odds!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can be older if you want me to!!!
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make sure she's not like that crazyass nurse lady in that stephen king movieWww@Enter-QA@Com