What did your parents tell you to make you behave?!


Question: What did your parents tell you to make you behave!?
I was told!.!.

"eat your vegetables, or you will go to hell"
"that lady will get angry with you if you dont be good"
"I'll call the police"
"If you make faces, it will get stuck like that when the wind blows"
"Dont point, a ghost will eat your finger"
"Dont play outside now, its almost dark!. Someone will kidnap you"
"Dont go too far when riding your bike, you'll get lost and we wont bother looking for you"

Now when i think of it, I just laugh!.!. but it worked!.!.

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To get me to stay in front of the house, she use to tell me "the big black truck will get you if you move away from the house" It was a funny sight when the UPS guy would come down the street!.

Its funny how when parents would tell us SOMEONE ELSE will get angry, it usually makes us stop what we are doing!. Now if they said that they would get angry- we would keep on doing it!.

"If you are bad, the ice cream man wont stop here for you"

also when I was bad, my parents use to tell me that they were going to put me back where they found me!.!.!. apparently it was a wendy's bag on the side of the road!. LOLOL ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

If it was around the holidays such as christmas, but my parents would pull the ol' "if you misbehave, then santa isn't going to bring you any presents this year!" or "the easter bunny doesn't give candy to bad kids"!.

And of course as a little kid, that scared me half to death to not get presents on christmas so it worked :-pWww@Enter-QA@Com

They never threatened me or my siblings!.
If I was out of line, they asked me if that was really the way I wanted to behave, and more often than not, I had enough common sense to stop!. If I didn't know any better, they explained to me what would be the consequences!. Such as if I didn't eat my salmon, they said that I would be deprived of the Omega-3 fatty acids and that later in life, I wouldn't have a strong heart!. We were unusually smart as kids, and most of the time, my parents scolded us for staying up too late, reading!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The only instance that comes to mind, was when they cooked up some vile tasting Orange Roughey fish (Which I couldn't stand then, but I love now!.)

"That fish swam miles and miles across the sea, just to sit on your plate, and you're not going to eat it!?"

So I choked it down while I literally wretched!. My parents thought my wretching was faked, but my throat would try to push it back up my esophagus while I tried my darnedest to swallow the putrid tasting meat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My mom or grandma would pull out the wooden spoon and that was enough to make us behave!

At night when me and my sister wouldn't sleep but laugh all night, my uncle use to tell us that if the boogeyman hear us laughing at night than the boogeyman would open our window and take us away! My grandma would just say, "That's true! The boogeyman will take you!."!. ^_^ Aha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I remember LOL the face getting stuck, I rolled my eyes back a lot and my dad told me they were going to get stuck like that, I was really worried about it!.

I even believed that swallowing a watermelon seed could result in a watermelon growing in my tummy!.

They told my brother and I that if we were naughty we'd get coal for christmas and I believed them because they "of course" verified it with a story of a little boy who actually did!.

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my goodness a few of your examples are extreme!
My parents told me to eat my veges so I would grow strong, not go to hell!.!.!.!.!. lol
Well, my brothers and sisters (I had 5 older siblings) used to tell me that if I stayed up late the boggie man would come and put straws up my nose and suck out all the blood!.
But thats siblings and they know no bounds hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Wait until your father gets home!.
They didn't say much else because they acted, such as sent me to my room or grounded me rather than warning!.
My mother had a large board that was hanging on the wall called the board of education and it was known as the devise that would be used if we didn't behave!. (It never left the wall because just seeing it made us think twice!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com

dont eat icecream before bed or youll have nightmares

if you keep crying like that, ill give you something to really cry about

they told my brother not to suck his thumb or else he'll get buck teeth he sucked his thumb anyways though, and now he has buck teeth lol

edit- 'dont ge out of bed at night or the monester will eat your feet' is a horrible thing to tell to children! i was told that before and it scared me half to death!. i definantly wouldnt get out of bed, but i couldnt sleep either, for i feared he would get me in my sleepWww@Enter-QA@Com

me and my sisters were told that if we misbehaved we'd go see dr!. kendricks (he was our dad's pediatrician) and he'd cut off whatever body part had commited the offense!.

he was told the same thing, i suppose it was a family tradition!.

and if we weren't inside by the streetlights got on that we better have a tent because we were sleeping outside

it never happened because they never checked but no one tried to test itWww@Enter-QA@Com

"dont talk to me like that or im going to call the boot sargent with the smelly breath to come and yell in your face"
"come now or we are going to leave the store without you" *hides behind clothes rack*
my parents would also call me by another name if i was acting fresh!.!.!.which really got me mad
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A mixture of things!.

But the one I remember the most was my sisters fib!.
I was making the window in the car go up and down it was probably below 70's but she told me it had to be 72 or higher temp to have my window down or I would go to jail!. And I was til I was 8 to put my window down again XDD lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Eat all your food there are starving kids in china!. Funny my mother has never been to china!.
Don`t make that face or it will stay that way!. Hummm I still make the same face at my husband now!.!.lol
Don`t lie or you will go to hell!.!.!.!.!.!.I have to die to go to hell right!? I wish I had logic when I was 9 LOL
If you cross your eyes like that that will stay!.!.!.!.!.Well they didn't but I need bifocals to read up close now!.!.LOL
Eat all your veggies or no dessert!.!.!.!.!.haha dessert at our house was Aid diet chocolate chews!.!.!.hahaha remember those!? ahhh you might be to young!.!.!.lol
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"if you don't eat your vegetables, you could die of heart disease, so eat up!"
"If you're not nice to people, you'll have no friends, and you'll die alone!." Www@Enter-QA@Com

Be good, or an invisible man up in the clouds named God, who watches everything everyone does at every second, will send you to hell to be tortured for all eternity!. But he loves you!

haha i was so naive!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

There was this thing back in the day called " the evil eye" I think it has been outlawed by social service's !.Just joke!.!.The "evil eye" Thing is true ! If you can do it just right!.!.it works wonders and it even works on bad naught lil puppies!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Dont do that or well keep parenting you till ur 90
ull be abducted by girly aliens
ull grow a second nose
ull lose ur only nose
well send u to ur aunts place(she looks more like a gorilla)
ull become Phill collins
girls would be ur only friends(Why then and not now)
Goku wouldnt like u anymore

The most scary of all:
ULL BE AN INDIAN FOREVER!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It still haunts me
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They told be to be good or they were gonna have your parents babysit me

geeze, they were harsh, 'eat your vegetables or you will go to hell'!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

that i was going to hell, and god was keeping a running tally of the stuff i did wrong!.

i guess it explains why i'm an atheist now, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

the second one i was told, and you know what my mom does now!? She takes my phone away!! but its ok cause i have my sisters =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

My mom never told me stuff like that!. It was always "be good or I'll tell your father"!. We feared my father!.

My grandma used to tell me to eat my borscht because it would make my cheeks rosey!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"eat the proper food or you will never grow any taller"
get your hair out of your face or you will be cock eyed"
dont bite your nails thye wont grow back"Www@Enter-QA@Com

when i was little and and wanted 2 go outside at night my mom used 2 say Dont play outside now, its almost dark!. Someone will kidnap you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i have no idea, my mom speaks a different language, so whenever i did something bad she'd yell at me in her native language!. It was scary!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol!. I got told a lot of the same things!. For example "If you get out of bed at night the monster underneath will eat your feet!" Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I didn't brush my teeth monsters would get me!.

If I wasn't abstinent then I would get cancer!.

Sick **** like that!. lol

Your parents are just WOW!

Don't you feel mad that they lied to you!?


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hmm i had some odd ones!.
"you will be raped by a clown if you dont settle down"
"i will make fun of your shirt if you dont eat your food"

!.!.!.!.yea!.!.!.!.!.!.ummmWww@Enter-QA@Com

People are out there kidnap little kids and buttrape them!Www@Enter-QA@Com

my mother didn't say anything it was her look she gave you that said" knock it off or you will get one of my corrective pinches" And those hurt because was a vice-grip twisting pinch OWWww@Enter-QA@Com

my parents said they would put me in a foster homeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Forget the looks I laugh at looks they got me some serious whooping with an electric cord!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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