How do you survive the long boring meetings at work?!
Question: How do you survive the long boring meetings at work!?
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Bullshit bingo of course!. During the meeting you distribute paper to like minded co-workers!. Get participants to draw a 3x3 grid and in each box write a buzz word or phrase, the sort of things that jumped up pompous **** bosses are likely to say during their presentations!. E!.g blue sky thinking, think outside the box, projected sales figures for this year are, etc!. etc!. Listen attentively and cross out each word or phrase when you hear them!. First to cross all their boxes shouts 'BULLSHIT'!. The beauty of this game is that your boss thinks you are concentrating intently on the meeting (which of course you are) and it makes you appear very conscientious (up until you shout bullshit of course lol!)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The committee meetings are not really all that long!. But they can be frustrating!. I survive through prayer and a knack of being able to handle people!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Picture myself having sex with the hottest guy in the room!. If there are no hot guys, I leave the room early!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
We don't have long boring meetings in my office!. They're short and to the point or they're non-existent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Doodles!. Mentally review my to-do list!. Daydream but keep a pensive expression on my face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
doodle on the legal padWww@Enter-QA@Com