You notice ahead of you Christians handing out leaflets & hassling people on the!
Question: You notice ahead of you Christians handing out leaflets & hassling people on the high street! What do YOU do!?
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God tells me to give them the middle finger!.
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Walk on by, if they p!ss off enough people they'll get moved on before long!.
Never had any problems with Christians in this way myself, only damned Scientologists who are in reality are only interested in your bank account number and sort code!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never had any problems with Christians in this way myself, only damned Scientologists who are in reality are only interested in your bank account number and sort code!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I stand in front of them and stare and grin maniacally and nod my head at everything they say!. I continually reach my hand out for leaflets!. I pretend to cry loudly on and off!. I blow them kisses and grin some more!. They leave!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd tell them that I worship Odin and offer to discuss theology with them !. Most Christean's are so unbelievable ignorant about their own Religion that I can normally make them regret approaching me !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Keep walking, but hunch over and start rubbing your hands!. Don't make eye contact, and when they start to give you the leaflet, yell "SATAN!!!!" and start running!.
Works like a charm!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Works like a charm!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I live in Boston and there's always some sort of group handing out leaflets and bugging the hell out of everyone!. I just say no thanks and keep on walking!. It's annoying, but really no big deal!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
i act like i speak another language and i talk in some alien language until they walk away!. i keep getting closer to them and drive them crazy like they do to all the other people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I walk right through them ignoring their offer of leaflets or whatever, just like I was ignored when I needed help as a child, you can take it I don't give a toss about religion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they r soooo annoying but normally for charities like oxfam nd stuff!. u could cross the road or walk into a shop so they don't see you but u could also walk past nd say ur in a hurry or just take the leaflet nd bin itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Id jst say, "I already go 2 church im not interested!." and if they kept hassling me (lyk alot of them do) and just say, "HAIL SATAN!" and run away!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I take a swift detour or whip out my mobile phone and pretend to write a text message or make a call! It's worse when they hand out leaflets and start shouting out about the religion too! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Would just walk by smile and say sorry in a hurry no time, thank you!. If was you handing out leaflets would certainly stop or take you for that coffee & chat!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't make eye contact and keep walking!. If they manage to catch me, I just tell them I worship Satan and they leave me alone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Usually I point at one of them causing them to burst into flame, makes the others run screaming in panic from me path!.!.!.
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Just like with anyone handing out leaflets (Christian or not) and holding clip boards, i avoid them like the plague! Www@Enter-QA@Com
When He Says"you'r Going to Hell" just Reply "No Woollies" Finding NEMO spell Nemo BackwardsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Politely refuse their leaflet and await the hassle about wearing a pentagram!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say "no thank you I haven't ever thought about death and the afterlife"!. Or just don't make eye contact which prevents all conversation with them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just say no thanks and keep moving!. Sometimes I take what their handing out!. Just to make them happy and keep the peace, Www@Enter-QA@Com
Push them into traffic and send them to Heaven!. Then everybody's happy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cross the road, turn round or go a different way!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them that Jesus is signing autographs and giving away Gideon Bibles at the Salvation Army on 43rd!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
cross the streetWww@Enter-QA@Com
"hassling"
Guess you're not a fan huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Guess you're not a fan huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whip out the pepper spray!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
start screaming
"I GOT DEMONS RUNNING ALL THROUGH ME"
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"I GOT DEMONS RUNNING ALL THROUGH ME"
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I am a Christian and I ignore them, they suck! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them Blessed Be! and walk on by!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Politely tell them no thanks as I walk past!. As for them harassing others!? They'll have to stick up for themselves!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
ignore them ~_~Www@Enter-QA@Com
I take it because I am Catholic!. They are good people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com