What ever happened to the good old days when you could go by a car?!


Question: What ever happened to the good old days when you could go by a car!?
you know you can't pay for, report it stolen, shove it off a cliff and turn it in on your insurance!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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dude, i drive a POS hyundai!.!.!.i'll PAY you to come push it off a cliff!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Insurance companies have gotten greedier!. They have more lawyers and like to employ private investigators!. They also have written clauses into your policy about how they don't have to pay if the loss is considered "suspicious!." Www@Enter-QA@Com

It went away about the same time darlin the the little lady stayed home!.!.!.cooked your dinner!.!.!.shook your martini just right!.!.!.!.and served you dessert all while wearing high heels!.!.!.!.!.oh yeah and she liked to get slapped around once in a while too but didn't tell the girlfriends!.!.!.cause they would not understand!.!.!.!.? wanna slap my azz!.!.!.?Www@Enter-QA@Com

the good old days have been spoiled by good old insurance commissioners who frown on insurance fraud!.!.!. no sense of humor, apparently!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

is that really you johnny, god dang it, i knew you where still alive, hey is elvis there with you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You can still do that I think!.!.!.there just needs to be a passenger in the car when it goes off the cliff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

insurance fraud statutes, mostly!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats what hurricanes and floods are for now!. Works for me,but im closer to hurricanes,thouWww@Enter-QA@Com

Computers dude!Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh the good ole days!.!.!.!.They left in the mid 80's!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I know right!? Now they need this and that!.!.!.It's all a big pain in the @ss!Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh, those were the days!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

sadly, those days are long gone

JBWww@Enter-QA@Com

cuz of gas prices then everythings goes upWww@Enter-QA@Com

*sigh*






I sure do miss those days!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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