So what do you want your relatives to do with your body?!


Question: So what do you want your relatives to do with your body!?
I want mine to be cremated and thrown into the lake Ontario!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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I want to be made into dog food and fed to homeless dogs!. I will be dead, what do I care!?!?!? But I do want a nice memorial service!.!.!.!.!.I didn't have a wedding (not even JP, because in Colorado all you have to do is sign the paperwork at the DMV and you are married) My baby shower sucked (my MIL scheduled it the Friday evening before Easter, so nobody came) so dang it, I want SOMETHING nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've given separate instructions to different family members so there will be a big fight about it!. (I'm an attention whore, even after I'm dead) They will be arguing over whether or not I should be:
1!. donated to science
2!. creamated and ejected into outerspace (I always wanted to see more of the world)
3!. ground into Amit and fed to the starving!. (It's the least I can do to help the world hunger situation)
4!. Cremated and then have my ashes used to cut some cocaine for my friends to enjoy at my wake!.

I'm really fond of 3 and 4 right now!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well, I don't have any family left but I want to be cremated!. I want half my ashes taken to where my Grandpa's were scattered and the other half taken to London!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I want by body left whole and thrown into Lake Ontario!.
Just kidding!.!.!.!.!.
Cremation or burial is OK with me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Cremated and buried on one of the mountains that overlook my hometown!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Whatevers cheapest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Stay the heII away from it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Buried next to my family!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Leave it the hell aloneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Imna be cremated!. Thats how it works in my religion and thats how I like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't care!.
I'm dead and the body's useless, they can do what they want with it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i want them to preserve my body in a museum, or mummify!.!. !! :D

it's so cool!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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