Poll: How would the world be different if animals could talk???!
Question: Poll: How would the world be different if animals could talk!?!?!?
Answers:
Less people would get attcked by animals!. My dog could've told me to get out of his face before he attacked me!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Adam Sandler would be out of business!. ^_^ The whole market for fart jokes, poop jokes, funny noise jokes, etc, would suddenly vanish as people realize, "Wait a minute, this is *Dog Humor*, what the hell!?!?"
Oh, and the Twinkie Defense would become passe as the latest Legal Defense would be "My Cat told me to do it!.!.!.he's an *EVIL* Mastermind, I Swear !!"
Oh, and half of the animals on the planet that *we* think are cute, would think *We* were cute too, in a "mating material" sort of way!. Cute widdle bunnies and dolphins and hamsters would suddenly become a new source of horror!.
And no, we wouldn't all become vegetarian!.!.!.!.our diets would just change as we start to eat *only the rude critters*!. Because we *want to* reward good behavior, don't we!? ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, and the Twinkie Defense would become passe as the latest Legal Defense would be "My Cat told me to do it!.!.!.he's an *EVIL* Mastermind, I Swear !!"
Oh, and half of the animals on the planet that *we* think are cute, would think *We* were cute too, in a "mating material" sort of way!. Cute widdle bunnies and dolphins and hamsters would suddenly become a new source of horror!.
And no, we wouldn't all become vegetarian!.!.!.!.our diets would just change as we start to eat *only the rude critters*!. Because we *want to* reward good behavior, don't we!? ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think, they will have right to make decision for themself!. And, all of us will not consume meat!. It really spooky, can you imagine the worms and fishes could talk!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
More annoying, first thing you see are dogs following their owners and random people, not leaving them alone until they get their steak!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There would be a LOT more vegetarians!.!.!.
Plus a lot more people not talking to their pets like they were a baby!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Plus a lot more people not talking to their pets like they were a baby!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The nice quiet nature we know and love and need for relaxation, will become ridiculously loud!.!.!. A plus, we'd hear all the latest gossip! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Less pets!. Because they would talk back to their owners and upset them, Www@Enter-QA@Com
there will be animal rights and next thing you know we can't eat meat, fish, and chicken, now thats whack!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
definately more swearingWww@Enter-QA@Com
It would be much more interestingWww@Enter-QA@Com
noisier!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
we would all be vegetarianWww@Enter-QA@Com