Why don't sharks eat attorneys?*? ?!
Question: Why don't sharks eat attorneys!?*!? !?
Answers:
They don't like the smell!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.too fishy!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because our legal system requires them, and contrary to popular belief sharks are usually law-abiding!. ive heard similar versions of this joke told about a lot of different people and animals!.!.!.its not very original!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Attorneys may not swim at all, and therefore, not even go near the water!.
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Sure they do!. If there's one in the ocean, and there's a hungry shark, they will disappear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because sharks are not cannibalisticWww@Enter-QA@Com
Professional courtesy!.
Q: How do you keep a lawyer from drowning!?
A: take your foot off his head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: How do you keep a lawyer from drowning!?
A: take your foot off his head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because they are cold blooded!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because they don't want 2 (:Www@Enter-QA@Com
Uhh!.!.!.they're too smart!? Is this a riddle of some sort!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
sharks arent gay!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
because they don't want to swallow the stuff in their briefcaseWww@Enter-QA@Com