What are 5 signs that you are not a country club kind of person?!


Question: What are 5 signs that you are not a country club kind of person!?
Answers:
You think a 9 iron is some kind of weight lifting gear
Your idea of dressing up is putting on a clean T-shirt
When someone yells"fore" -you yell back-"same to you,pal"
You are disappointed to learn that a hole-in-one involves a golf ball
But the number one sign that you are not country club material-you actually give the caddy a good tip!.
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1!. I'm a freak!.
2!. I don't wear preppie drag!.
3!. I'm very naughty!.
4!. I have a tendency to misbehave around the country club set!.
5!. I am attracted to African-American women!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. The only pearls I wear are on my g-string!.
2!. I have a "Dukes of Hazard" horn on my golf-cart!.
3!. My golf cart is my old riding lawn mower!.
4!. I thought "serving from the left" meant that was the side he wanted me on!.
5!. I skinny-dipped in the water trap!.
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1!. You drive a pick up with a gun rack!.
2!. Beer is your beverage of choice!.
3!. You refer to your wife, as "the wife!."
4!. You don't play golf!.
5!. You don't own a blue blazer and khaki slacks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not into golf!.
Do not wear big hats!.
Do not wear checkered anything in clothing!.
Do not drive a Ferrari!.
Do not show off things that I own!. Real estate, money etc!.




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more comfy in blue jeans
drink beer
think golf is not a real sport
haven't mastered the air kiss
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burp
fart
laugh loud
aren't rich
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