So how goes your personal war on terror?!

I was in my local corner shop yesterday buying some porn mags to help the police in their fight against indecency, i pick out and report all the 0891 personal ads as i believe whores should not be allowed to advertise!. Anyway as i was flicking through a porn mag in the shop i approached the shop keepers wife and demanded to know who their supplier of filth was!. I told her theres a drink in it for her if she complies, she refused to tell me and that Allah forbid the consumption of alcohol!. Suddenly the penny dropped, so thats why they don't stock bacon they are Muslims!. Outside i phoned 999 and demanded to speak to the Chief Constable to report suspicious activity by Al Queada members, i was told and i quote "Why don't you sod off you time wasting prick or we'll nick yer" So what are you doing in your fight against terrorism, and have you had any success!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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