Yep, it's true, gas prices are high and it's tough to keep the tank full!


Question: Yep, it's true, gas prices are high and it's tough to keep the tank full, but!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.if I see one more retarded looking fat white guy driving a scooter and wearing an over-sized helmet, I'm going to prowl the streets with a baseball bat and wait for them to scoot close enough and BAM!!

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I am a fat white guy and I can't stoop down to that retarded scooter look!.I'm sticking with my Red Neck Dodge Caravan and Dodge Dakota truck look!.How many scooter jerks do you see caring a fishing pole,tackle box, and a 30!.6 hunting rifle!?You can't tie a slow Elk to the front fender with out crushing it around the front wheel!.I like the pink nosed, red and white haired ones,with the curly horns!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What about bikes!? Are bicycles an acceptable answer!? Don't have to pay for gas, no carbon monoxide gas spewing into the atmosphere, exercise, etc!.

also, how do you feel about overweight black men wearing a Micky Mouse T-shirt riding a pogo stick to work!? Or moderately underweight Latinos wearing a giant novelty cowboy hat riding a tricycle to work!. What would be your response to those!? Would you deck them with a baseball bat as well!? Or do you only hit Caucasians!?

Sorry I had to answer your question with a bunch of my own!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Cheeks hanging over the seat, shirt of course not long enough so the crack is revealed, the helmet so over sized it is constantly falling over the eyes while pedestrians, bicyclists and motor vehicles dodge as though in a pinball machine and the while they are snorting and puffing and yelling at the scooter for not moving fast enough despite the weight restrictions the manufacturer states clearly!.!.!.

SNORT!
Nobody BUT a white guy would be that uncaring!.!.sigh!.
I'm with you on this one ALL the way!. Got one in our complex!. One of these days I'm going to let the dogs play with him as he tries to get up the driveway hill!. No way he can move faster than they can!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!. wow, ha, i can't stop laughing!.!. trust me i feel your angst!.!. here in suburbia the scooter riding men are inescapable :/ they think they are motorcyclists, so they ride in the center of the road (however, they only go about 30 mph) it's horrible!.!.!. i do second your motion about the bat!.!.!. however, the kinds of people that ride those scooters are rather temperamental!.!. they'll stare you down just for passing them!.!. so, be careful :)

oh, sorry!.!. i forgot to answer the real question: SUV's all the way!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hmmm Buk, so if it's a fat black or hispanic or other non-white guy driving a scooter and wearing an over-sized helmet then that would be okay!?

YouTube it please!.!.!.that would be funny to see!.!.!.about as funny as those teenage boys shooting the homeless people and guys on bicycles with paint balls!. HAHAHA

I think I'd like to have a Scooter, Never liked SUV's!.!.!.I'd rather just have a truck so I can haul my scooter around in!.!.!.on second thought I think i'd rather have a dirt bike!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The key word I latched on to is "fat"!. Therein lies the offense!. If you're fat, why not take your fatass for a walk, hmmmm!? I feel sorry for the scooter!.

I'm gonna have to say SUV because I can't haul a hang glider on a scooter!. At least I utilize the "Sport" element in Sports Utility Vehicle instead of just using it to drive two blocks to the Safeway to buy fat food!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well, when you see those bouquets of artificial flowers strapped to their scooters, and you KNOW they stole them from some dear old loved ones tombstone as they cut thru the cemetery, you KNOW they crossed the line and need a good whacking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

How bout trucks!?

The oversized helmets doesn't bother me as much as the big @ss crack I see in my windshield, UGH!

I hate to see them driving around the house on their stupid chair cuz they are too dang lazy to walk to the kitchen to fix another pint sized bowl of cookies n cream ice cream!.!.!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

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http://www!.associatedcontent!.com/article!.!.!.
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The fat and the oversized helmet gotta go!.Have you seen the new hot looking quiet electric scooters and the cool new helmets!?Now to get the fat white guys to fat camp!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

So an intelligent looking trim black guy sans helmet
doesn't elicit said response!?!?!?!?!?

ma

(I know, Buk, this was just a knee jerk sarcastic word play response to your Q)Www@Enter-QA@Com

My knee is jerking right along with Ma's!.

We don't have many scooters here in the country, too many gravel roads and rednecks wanting to play chicken!.

SUV, we like um big!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I agree!.!.!.!.I have an extra baseball bat,I'll prowl with you!.!.!.

I have an SUV and it gets great gas mileage(hondas rock)Www@Enter-QA@Com

The high price for gas sucks!. I got a gift card of $1000 (!!) for gas!. Just needed to complete a few simple steps!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I never knew you were into Economics and Ballistics!.

I'm going with Scooters!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, Y!A must approve of this message because they have three baseball bat advertisements next to your question!.

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Sorry, can't answer now as I am buzzing about town on my scooter, while wearing only my helmet, if you catch my drift!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahahahaha Hey Buk, do not Mistake my Hair for an Over sized Helmet!. I have a Bouffant!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Lol!. OJ!.LMHO!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I will pay for your next vacation here as long as you bring that bat!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HA HA HA
i was telling my ISO that those overweight guys wearing the chrome german looking helmets while riding a scooter just isn't right!.

can i choose a mini SUV!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why not use a 9-Iron instead of the bat!? It'll teach them a lesson or two!.

SUVWww@Enter-QA@Com

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It's gonna be shoe leather soon!Www@Enter-QA@Com

you need an oversized!.!.!.!.!.

!.!.!.!.baseball bat for that Buk!Www@Enter-QA@Com

those guys are smart, kill the SUV people who look more retarded, wasting gas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

such violence this morning!.!.!.!.are you drinking decaf!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

well i WANT to see that :p
so im gonna go with the ultra hip scooters
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Wow Buk!. Take a deep breath and count to ten this sometimes will help!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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