What's Worse Than an Oven Mitt With a Hole In It?!
Question: What's Worse Than an Oven Mitt With a Hole In It!?
OUCH!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
An oven mitt with 2 or more holes in itWww@Enter-QA@Com
making the connection between the hole in your ovenmitt and your husbands mysterious preference to spend long afternoons alone in your kitchen!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a parachute with a hole in it!.!.
or a box of chinese food!. that happened to my dad in his new beamer!. he wasn't a happy camper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
or a box of chinese food!. that happened to my dad in his new beamer!. he wasn't a happy camper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rubbing your hand around the sides of the oven after being as high as it can go, then having no hand strength to dial for paramedics!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The oven itself, if you touch it accidenatally, when it is hot!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Being so broke that you can't afford to cook anything in the oven to use the oven mitt on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Waking up in the morning with a spider that's the size of a dinner plate on your face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Having the oven set at 450 when you're wearing them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 or more holes!.!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two oven mitts with a hole in them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A sock with a hole in it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A condom with a hole in it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A wet oven mitt with an even bigger hole in it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Having no oven mitt at all!. Thats what I call a burn!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Licking a cactusWww@Enter-QA@Com
a hole with a mitt in itWww@Enter-QA@Com
millions of alligators in your house that are so hungry they all go for you and about dieWww@Enter-QA@Com
a condom with a hole in it!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No oven mitt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fishing wadders with a hole in the heelWww@Enter-QA@Com
toilet paper with a hole in it
OUCH!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OUCH!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poking two/three fingers thru thin toilet tissue as you are using it!? nastyWww@Enter-QA@Com
an oven mitt with two holesWww@Enter-QA@Com
going poo and having no TP!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
going on a blind date!
and meeting ur ex!!!
and he had no idea that we have already dated!!!
:(
-karen Www@Enter-QA@Com
and meeting ur ex!!!
and he had no idea that we have already dated!!!
:(
-karen Www@Enter-QA@Com
someone poking at the fire, and you get sinched!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A condom or a diaphragm with a hole it it!.
Double ouch!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Double ouch!Www@Enter-QA@Com