What is THE easiest way to get fired on the spot?!
Question: What is THE easiest way to get fired on the spot!?
Answers:
get caught sleeping with the boss's wifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
first yell at your boss if this doesn't work then continue on to step 2 which would be insulting your bosses boss and if you still are able to keep your job by either pure luck or being a family member then go to step 3 which would be calling in a pizza order and a stripper for the break room!.!.!. ah but to seal the deal make sure it is a pizza that your boss hates as well as an ugly stipper!.!.!.!. this way your boss wont get distracted in the firing process but if that seems like too much work then don't show up at all!.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Spitting on your boss
Bitchslapping your boss
Taking the chair away as your boss sits down
Peeing on your boss
Masturbating in front of your boss
Telling your boss to F8ck off
Come on!? You really had to ask!? LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bitchslapping your boss
Taking the chair away as your boss sits down
Peeing on your boss
Masturbating in front of your boss
Telling your boss to F8ck off
Come on!? You really had to ask!? LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yelling at customers and being obnoxious!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Threaten to smack your boss, steal company stationary ,don't go in for days and days Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go into work intoxicated,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bathe in the sink where you wash cookware and untensils!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
insult a customerWww@Enter-QA@Com
running around the office naked! Www@Enter-QA@Com
striptease!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
sleeping w/ the boss' wife/husbandWww@Enter-QA@Com
Break something or tell your boss off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take off your clothes and run around!.!.!.
well actually, some creepers might like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well actually, some creepers might like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
call the boss sa bad wiord and kick him =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
coming late without calling in to say you'll be lateWww@Enter-QA@Com
Kill one of your co-workers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Strike your boss!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
insulting your boss in front of his/her bosses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
say F UC K YOU to your bossWww@Enter-QA@Com
slap your bossWww@Enter-QA@Com
curse you boss out Www@Enter-QA@Com