Why did the Santa Clause cross the road?!

Question: Why did the Santa Clause cross the road!?

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to beat up somebody who called him a "ho ho ho"!.
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He was trying to keep grandma from getting run over by a reindeer!. God, I hate that song!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

because he needed to go to his summer job as a wine taster!.

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to get to the nearest weight watchers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

because his sleigh couldn't hold him anymore so he had to walk!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Coz hes a dirty prick who likes to perv over small childrenWww@Enter-QA@Com

to get mrs clause from her workWww@Enter-QA@Com

To get to WalgreensWww@Enter-QA@Com

To rescue his Jingle bells!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

cause he needed to go to the hospital for a triple bypass Www@Enter-QA@Com

his pants were there!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

so he could go to the ice cream shopWww@Enter-QA@Com

so he an get his fat *** runned overWww@Enter-QA@Com

so he could go to the corner pubWww@Enter-QA@Com

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