Why oh why do workmen never!
Question: Why oh why do workmen never
turn up when they say they will!.!.waited in 6 hours now for a plumber , missed work and my kitchen is still flooded!.!.!.well pi$$ed off!.!.anyone got any funny jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
is he coming tae clean your pipes!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because there is just no professionalism anymore, they take on jobs knowing that they cant meet deadlines, then they have you over the barrel!. It's just a sad fact of the building trade nowadays!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blimey!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.your lucky they gave you and actual time! I usually get 'we'll get there between 8 a!.m!. and 4 p!.m', because we that own domestic appliances have nothing better to do than sit in the house all bloomin' day!.!.!.!.!.!.bah humbug!
I've got some jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.but they're not funny! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've got some jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.but they're not funny! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because they think they're Gods gift to the common man!.!.!.they also know that many people don't have the time, equipment or knowledge to do some things, so they can get away with being insensitive jerks who way, way overcharge!Www@Enter-QA@Com
get some bubble bath , pour it on the kitchen floor , get undressed and start to bathe !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. you can bet your bottom dollar , soon as your naked he will turn up
keep smiling Www@Enter-QA@Com
keep smiling Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guarantee that he will say he had an emergency! I have been a project manager for 15 years and plumbers are a law unto themselves!
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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my boyriends a plumber, hes always on time at work
but enver when he comes to see me, he says half an hour and it tirns into 3 hours!Www@Enter-QA@Com
but enver when he comes to see me, he says half an hour and it tirns into 3 hours!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know the feeling well, i have been waiting in all day waiting for my new front gates to be fitted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh dearie me what will I do the flood is running through ,will I dial 999 and bid my time and wait on the boys in blue!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah I know loads of funny jokes but I'm not allowed to tell them according to yah Fekin hoo Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's because they have the required skills, and You don't!. Never make Yourself too available, or people will come to expect it all the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's a funny one for you!.!.!.!.!.!.
Did you hear about the man who believed that the plumber would turn up on time!?
Oh you have!.!.!.!. not funny after all then!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the man who believed that the plumber would turn up on time!?
Oh you have!.!.!.!. not funny after all then!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
AYE, here's a good one for you
BUILD AN ARK hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
BUILD AN ARK hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Water you still doing there!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Woohoo !.!.!. The teddy bears !
c`mon the gers !
Thats not a joke btw !Www@Enter-QA@Com
c`mon the gers !
Thats not a joke btw !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Celtic rules!.
Lol!.
I don't know, but that happens to my mum all the time, it's so annoying!.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head!?
Dug!.
HAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.
I don't know, but that happens to my mum all the time, it's so annoying!.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head!?
Dug!.
HAHA!Www@Enter-QA@Com