When you die, would it be alright with you if...!


Question: When you die, would it be alright with you if!.!.!.
!.!.!.wild animals pooped on your remains and mother raccoons fed their young with your thigh meat!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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I guess that would be my last act of being environmentally conscious!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well by golly that would mean i would have to be out in the woods perhaps to the RED BARN and dropped dead!. After that if no one found me what the hell!. I got plenty of meat on me to feed several critters!. They would have one hell of a feast on my body!. Let em go for it!. Hope they dont joke on my toes they are a bit boney!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

They probably do whether is is alright or not!.!.!.I mean, if you are buried in a grave who's to say that they aren't sitting on top of you tinkling away!? And does a worm count as a wild animal!? Or how about those people who have their ashes spread in the ocean!.!.!.I bet whales just gobble that up!. Raccoons would probably have a great time playing with an eyeball I'm sure!.!.!.so as long as they are happy I say go for it!.!.!.I'm already dead so its not like things could get any worse, right!? Www@Enter-QA@Com

Buk, they'd have to like water, cause I'm being cremated and my cremains put in the Verde River, where they'll go rolling down to fall where they may!.

And I'll be off and running way before that, to do whatever's next!.

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i can care less!.!. what would i care i am already dead!. At least i will become of some kind of use instead of rotting in the ground!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yep!.!.!.I have already told the kids to cremate me and leave me in the woods at Tomoka State Park!. I guess they can save some cash and skip the cremation part!. What'll I care, I'll be dead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chances are mighty good I'll die out here in the wilderness,god willing,ptetty dang skimpy remains left for pickins though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why'd the hell should I care!? I'm already dead!. now whuuutt!? C= the happy thing 'bout that is that no one'll remember me and I"m dead!. prolly in Hell or sumpthin!. C=Www@Enter-QA@Com

No!.!.I don't think my family would like that!.!.

Above: Don't you mean you COULDN'T care less!.!.!?

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I could care less, besides im rotten and stinky, i say re-use me, regenerate new raccoonsWww@Enter-QA@Com

That won't happen to me, my body is being donated to science, hopefully for cadavor use and not a body farm!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nah, im always ready to feed the hungry, and wild animals know good meat when they see itWww@Enter-QA@Com

There are people to watch to ensure no animals come near by because
i will be burnt,
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Hells ya, when I go, just sit me up in my woods and let the animals feast on my rotting caucus!. We disintegrate any dam way, so why not feed my friends!. ROFLMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yes that would be alright; just make sure nobody cremates me!.!.!.I have made that clear to the family!.!.!.but I think my brother would still do that!.!.!.sibling rivalry never ends!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

sure why not it is either that or be cremated and flushed down the toiletWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yes, but only if you put PVC pipe in my vagina so my boyfriend could still have sex with me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i would b dead there is nothing i can do about it, seriously i could care lessWww@Enter-QA@Com

even after death, i helped someone with my meat

i am happyWww@Enter-QA@Com

They can steal my thigh meat, Buk, but they'll never steal my soul!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OK by me!. Why not!? The worms will eat me if they burry me, so what is the difference!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Works for me! I love wild animals!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

What goes around, come around!.!.
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lol that's what I want to happen!. I have no use for it since I'm dead something should get a good use out of it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

As long as they save some for the maggots!.

It's the Circle of Life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that's exactly why I'm gonna leave my body to science so some cute med students can have some fun with it Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think my dogs and cats would get to me first,but ya,have at er guys!
Pass the ketchup!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I prefer possums there BUK!. But if you wish raccoons, ok thenWww@Enter-QA@Com

Sure, that way no one could ever say I never amounted to shi*t!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

They can have a ball!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yeah, sure! Whatever needs to be done!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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