You Know It's Time For The Retirement Home When...!
Question: You Know It's Time For The Retirement Home When!.!.!.
-When Your Bathrobe Is Your Sunday Best
-When Your Food Consists Of Pills And Saliva
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-When Your Food Consists Of Pills And Saliva
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You walk into the bathroom and You don't know why!.
The first section of the newspaper You read is the obituaries
You need a burning permit to light your birthday candles
You start liking accordion music!.
Your underwear creeps up on you and you enjoy it
Your insurance company sends you their calendar one month at a time!.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going!.
Your knees buckle but your belt won't
Your back goes out more than you do!.
One of your throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle
Your little black book contains only names that end in M!.D!.
When You do the Hokie Pokey and You throw your hip out it stays out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first section of the newspaper You read is the obituaries
You need a burning permit to light your birthday candles
You start liking accordion music!.
Your underwear creeps up on you and you enjoy it
Your insurance company sends you their calendar one month at a time!.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going!.
Your knees buckle but your belt won't
Your back goes out more than you do!.
One of your throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle
Your little black book contains only names that end in M!.D!.
When You do the Hokie Pokey and You throw your hip out it stays out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you start smelling like beef and cheese
When your teeth become an accessory
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When your teeth become an accessory
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You have a conversation with yourself!.
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your bras wear out and you don't replace themWww@Enter-QA@Com