What would your message in a bottle read?!


Question: What would your message in a bottle read!?
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"Please forgive me for littering, love Sylvester"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Come save me from walking off a windowsill
or I'll sleep in the rain!.
Don't you remember when I was a bird
and you were a map!?
Now he drags down miles in America
briefcase in hand!.
The stove is creeping up his spine again,
can't get enough trash!.

He took the days for pageant
Became as mad as rabbits
With bushels of bad habits
Who could ask for anymore!?
Yea who could have more!.

His arms were the branches of a Christmas tree
preached the devil in the belfry!.
He checked in
to learn his clothes had been thieved at the train station!.
Rope hung his other branch
and at the end was a dog called bambi
Who was chewing on his parliaments
when he tried to save the calendar business!.

The poor son of a humble chimney sweep
fell to a cheap crowd
So stay asleep and put on that cursive type
you know we live in a toy!.
Paul Cates bought himself a trumpet from the salvation army
But there ain't no sunshine in his song
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"Bet you thought this would say something interesting, didn't you!? :)) xx"
Or
"Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Or
"Hello there!! Hope you're having a nice day today!. This message was brought to you by me - Kirsty :)) xx"
Or
"Please fill this bottle with cider, and return to sender :)) xx"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Mine would read:
Doesn't it suck that you spent all this time opening the bottle and digging out the message only to find this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'll send an S!.O!.S!. to the world!.!.!.I hope that someone gets my!.!.!.I hope that someone gets my!.!.!.I hope that SOMEONE GETS MY!.!.!.MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE!.!.!.yeah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Find me damn it

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=z-F6VxfQ_!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

something really dumb so the person that gets it will be all excited that they found it and then when they opened it, it'd be something stupid!.

haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i love chocalate ice cream and oh yeah by the way im stuck somewhere with water and i dont know how i found this bottle so help me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

this message will explode in 3 2 1 !.!.!.!.!.

KAPOOOWWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo, Yo YoWww@Enter-QA@Com

I am at (such and such location), bring food and a cell phone!Www@Enter-QA@Com

If your reading this, it means you have stolen my bottle!.

thieving bastard!.

Regards,

WoodyWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Please refill this and return as quickly as possible!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

1 Extra pint tomorrow please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Always Coca ColaWww@Enter-QA@Com

My murder was haneous, my evil robot stabbed me in the anus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Bottle empty!. Send more scotch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

dont you open your bloody emails anymore xWww@Enter-QA@Com

the lyrics to wonderwall :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Call me! Then phone number, haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hello would you like a new friend, if so come rescue me!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Need help with eating disorder!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hello!.!.!.um dude!.!.!.im stuck on a island somewhere there is a lot of water around it!.!.!.can u helpWww@Enter-QA@Com

One extra pint today please, milkman!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HELP!!! I WANT 2 GET THE FU*K OUTA' HERE!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Gone FishingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Help, there's no toilet paper left! Www@Enter-QA@Com

rescue me from this dreadful low paying job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm your ice cream man, all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hey :)
-xx-Www@Enter-QA@Com


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