What kinds of questions should I prepare for my doctor before I see him about ha!
Question: What kinds of questions should I prepare for my doctor before I see him about having a moobectomy!?
Answers:
Have you ever done this before!?
Do you use clean instruments!?
What is the success rate for this procedure!?
Don't you work at the meat market on weekends!?
Can I have the removed tissue to take home in a jar!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you use clean instruments!?
What is the success rate for this procedure!?
Don't you work at the meat market on weekends!?
Can I have the removed tissue to take home in a jar!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask how many cups of caffine he has prior to surgery!?
Ask if he "got any" the night before surgery!?Ask how many times he's preformed this type of surgery, if at all!?
Is he board certified at the hospital!? Or just board with the board!?
Will there be refreshments served while still in the OR, or do you have to wait 'till you get to recovery!?
Are the nurses pretty!? and young!? and will you have to have a bed pan!?
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Ask if he "got any" the night before surgery!?Ask how many times he's preformed this type of surgery, if at all!?
Is he board certified at the hospital!? Or just board with the board!?
Will there be refreshments served while still in the OR, or do you have to wait 'till you get to recovery!?
Are the nurses pretty!? and young!? and will you have to have a bed pan!?
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We may need Dr!. I M Hornay here for a consult,
but man boobs are a concern,
however having a drastic moobectomy
is no longer considered common practice!.
Ya got a really long ACE bandage!?
You spin, I'll hold it!.
ma
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but man boobs are a concern,
however having a drastic moobectomy
is no longer considered common practice!.
Ya got a really long ACE bandage!?
You spin, I'll hold it!.
ma
always willing to helpWww@Enter-QA@Com
Are you certified to do this procedure dr!.!? Will it help me look better!? Will I be pretty again!? Can you tighten up my abbs while you're at it!. Oh, you'll make me sooo pretty all the giorls will want me!. ROFLMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Is that any kin to a mamagram!. !? Well if it has anything to do with the breast God help ya!.!.aint no picnic in the park!. Ask dock if it hurts, how long will i hurt !.!. will this bectomy ruin my sex life!.!.!? Ahhh just basic questions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey buk,how come you can get that done and my doctor wont do me! huh! he told me, excercise+proper diet,screw that,im going back and saying im a bloke ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, after you finish with the list everyone has given you here, you will ask him:
Do you always look so shell shocked and try to run away when answering patients pertinent questions!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you always look so shell shocked and try to run away when answering patients pertinent questions!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Will this affect the length of my back hair!?
Will the battleship tattooed on my chest be turned into a dingy!?
Will I still be able to pretend breast feed my kitty!.
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Will the battleship tattooed on my chest be turned into a dingy!?
Will I still be able to pretend breast feed my kitty!.
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It's important to know if you should shave at home, or let the nurse tackle the job!.
That's not always in the literature!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's not always in the literature!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask him to tighten your manhole before he puts away the sutures!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would ask him to arrange for home health to come by- to help change the dressings!.!.!.!.and maybe they could pick up a few cheeseburgers and some grape juice on the way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is there a support group for men who had a moobectomy that went wrong!?Do they where manzeers!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You should definitely run them through Nurse Ratched first!. Just don't say Orgasm!. It will get you reported ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask him if he can make it so you only have one nipple!. Right in the middle of the chestWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ask him if he's had a hysterectomy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you on any controlled substances!? Can I have some for later!? Cool, peace!.!.!. Cut 'em off, doc!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"But wait a minute doc!. I have this long list of questions!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does he charge by the pound, or by the hour!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
to deflate or not to deflate, that is the question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask if you can keep them to play with later!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't do it! When I run out of beer I count on you breast feeding me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does he have 20/20 or is mostly hind-sight!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are they the same size!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
like you have a moob!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just one!. Will I be able to see my feet again!? Okay, sorry, that was mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clutches chest; I'm going to be ill!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i udder don't knowWww@Enter-QA@Com
What kinda pain meds we talkin' doc!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can honestly say I've never had those,being as I'm just a small man!.My lady friend likes my chest as it is so she says!.Www@Enter-QA@Com