SURVEY - I need to chuck a sickie, any suggestion's for an original excuse ?!
Question: SURVEY - I need to chuck a sickie, any suggestion's for an original excuse !?
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"I hate you all and if i have to look at you ugly miserable faces with this stinking hangover i may vomit in your eyes"Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you are doing this for real, then simple is best!. Don't elaborate as the more details you give the more they won't believe it!.
I feel awful - I just feel really sick and very loose - sorry I can't make it in today!.
If you want original funny then the world is your imagination!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I feel awful - I just feel really sick and very loose - sorry I can't make it in today!.
If you want original funny then the world is your imagination!Www@Enter-QA@Com
too many stella's last night!
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your uncle/aunt/brother/grandma has been rushed to hospital (heart problems)---later he/she will make a partial recovery paving the way for further sickies when he/she has a relapseWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have run out of sickies, so last time I called in dead!.
A good old favourite of mine is food poisoning!. It works every time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A good old favourite of mine is food poisoning!. It works every time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Uncontrollable sharting!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Morning sickness!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Food poisoning from a dodgy kebabWww@Enter-QA@Com
"I wanted to beat Chuck Norris at a chucking contest!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
severe mega migraineWww@Enter-QA@Com
You have got fleas ;-)
edit - Such a lovely gal poppy ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
edit - Such a lovely gal poppy ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
In one place i worked that i hated i took lots of days off - migraines u can use it again and againWww@Enter-QA@Com
food poisoning from dodgy chickenWww@Enter-QA@Com
A sore tummy and a runny bottom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I never give them the option of saying no!. I just say I'm not coming in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gastric flu
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BBQ last night, dodgy stomach!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blame food poisoning!. I used to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
We've lost the keys to the handcuffs so I can't leave the bed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Your Grandads just died!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
my dogs got rabiesWww@Enter-QA@Com