Survey: I am in the market for a new....?!
Question: Survey: I am in the market for a new!.!.!.!.!?
wingman!. My current one has decided to stop drinking because of some sissy @ss excuse like the Dr!. said his liver is damaged and he will die if he doesn't stop!. Please let me know what special skills you possess / bar tricks you know to be considered for the position!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1!. I always get the highest score on Beat the Breathalyzer
2!. Please, don't get up!. I'm a girl, so if I fall chances are other people will be willing to help me off the floor!.
3!. Drunk darts!? Yes, please!.
4!. No, I'm not choking!.!.!. I'm holding back the puke!. The cleanliness of your car is important to me!.
5!. I'm a great witness to call in court because I have a huge bladder and I'm rarely in the bathroom missing important details about who hit who first!.
6!. I'm not opposed to losing the heels if and when we have to "cheese it!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Please, don't get up!. I'm a girl, so if I fall chances are other people will be willing to help me off the floor!.
3!. Drunk darts!? Yes, please!.
4!. No, I'm not choking!.!.!. I'm holding back the puke!. The cleanliness of your car is important to me!.
5!. I'm a great witness to call in court because I have a huge bladder and I'm rarely in the bathroom missing important details about who hit who first!.
6!. I'm not opposed to losing the heels if and when we have to "cheese it!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
would you like a wing woman!? i will tell girls how hot you are and that you were too much man for me but that we remained best friends!. my liver is still holding up (i know! can you believe it)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would have been perfect for the job--but I was better at being a (another name for rooster) blocker!. Hey! That would be perfect if you want to hang in a gay bar!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Idk wat u mean!.if u mean how 2 control myself wiff stop drinking I hear they make a medicence for it so u don't drink!.(I don't know 4 sure if they have the medicene)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You should do a "Coyote Ugly" reality show to find that lucky person!Www@Enter-QA@Com
perhaps there's more to life than drinking!? find a new hobbyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like to drink and get naked, that's all the skills I need right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I really thought I had this one in the bag!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com