Murphy's other 15 laws...........part one?!
Question: Murphy's other 15 laws!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.part one!?
1!. Light travels faster than sound!. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!.
2!. A fine is a tax for doing wrong!. A tax is a fine for doing well!.
3!. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest!.
4!. A day without sunshine is like, well, night!.
5!. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine!.
6!. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!.
7!. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool!.
8!. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong!.
9!. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them!.
10!. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!.
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2!. A fine is a tax for doing wrong!. A tax is a fine for doing well!.
3!. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest!.
4!. A day without sunshine is like, well, night!.
5!. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine!.
6!. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!.
7!. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool!.
8!. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong!.
9!. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them!.
10!. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!.
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how about these :-
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first!.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries!.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day!. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer and smoking cigars!.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark!.
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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first!.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries!.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day!. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer and smoking cigars!.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark!.
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I most certainly do!.!. These are pretty much everyday occurences!.!. I answered your part 2 before being aware there was a part 1!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
4 isn't right!. It can be cloudy and light!. At night, it's dark!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sods law, Like when I drop anything in the kitchen wherever I may be it always lands in the cats water bowl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only believe in sods law!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
These are brilliant and SO true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe! Good'ol'Murphy seems to be in tune with my life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeahh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's good never seen this one beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com