What's the best way to tell a guy who always sits beside me on the bus that !
Question: What's the best way to tell a guy who always sits beside me on the bus that he's boring and a pain in the as*!?
He's one of those "been everywhere, done everything people!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Well I for one know exactly what you're talking about!. I bet I've been in that exact situation AT LEAST 10 more time than you have!. Why, just last week while waiting for my 4th wife to give birth to our 3rd set of quintuplets I was sitting next to a fellow who would not shut up about the Coke machine giving him a free can of root beer!. I TOOOLD him that I've had that happen to me AT LEAST 23 more times than him, but he WOULD NOT shut up about it!. Aaaaanyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sit beside someone else when you get on the bus!.
If there is assigned seating maybe you can plug in some earphones,hum along even if the cord is attached to nothing!. Or be polite and tell him you need more time in the morning before a load of conversation!.
You can do it Dawg!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If there is assigned seating maybe you can plug in some earphones,hum along even if the cord is attached to nothing!. Or be polite and tell him you need more time in the morning before a load of conversation!.
You can do it Dawg!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you harsh as s *** gas
if hes one of those tough guys who can take it!. tell him straight up!. he might start a nasty rumor ;)
if not!.!.!.!. just say uhuh hmm hmm uhuh yah thats cool nice wow !. or change the topic to get his mind so ****** up he cant talk!. like!.!. ooo ask him if he'll help you get rid of a body!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
if hes one of those tough guys who can take it!. tell him straight up!. he might start a nasty rumor ;)
if not!.!.!.!. just say uhuh hmm hmm uhuh yah thats cool nice wow !. or change the topic to get his mind so ****** up he cant talk!. like!.!. ooo ask him if he'll help you get rid of a body!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He may be annoying but it's hardly a crime that warrants any harsh reaction!.
Can't you just sit somewhere else!?
Perhaps the guy's lonely and doesn't have many people to talk to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can't you just sit somewhere else!?
Perhaps the guy's lonely and doesn't have many people to talk to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how about you let me ride on the bus and when he becomes annoying you can just make out with me and that'll teach em!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chew up a HUGE packet of chewing gum and put it on his seet b4 he gets there
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glew a few drawing pins on his seet b4 he gets thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
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glew a few drawing pins on his seet b4 he gets thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
Get on the bus and sit beside somebody else!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him he's boring and a pain in the as*!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say, "Dude, you're boring and a pain in the a*s"
It works!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It works!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
listen to musicWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ask Tyler Durden he's heard 'em all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Noone is perfectWww@Enter-QA@Com
Punch him in the liver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Buy a car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell him duh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com