Anything funny today?txt or email or story?!
Question: Anything funny today!?txt or email or story!?
just bored and would like a great laugh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Okay, want a story about what my cat did today!?
Well he's one little adorable kittie, I love him to death!. Well he can get moody sometimes when he eats and wants more food and I won't give him so he keep bugging me and meow-ing at me!. I was cutting a lemon in the morning for my tea and he went crazy, he wanted to get it and that's that!! [I'm not cruel or anything, I feed him so much, he's just spoiled] so anyway he was meeowwing and meeowing so I let him try! =/ I cut a little piece and held it for him, so he comes near and licks it!.!.!.!.!.!. I swear to god that was the funniest reaction I've ever seen, he jumped up and started shaking his head, as if it would get the taste away!. I felt sorry for him but he asked for it!!!!
And another thing he did!. I was walking around the house talking to my mom and stuff and he got really playful!. He loves jumping on my hand when it's on a chair, so I was playing with him and all of the sudden he goes hyper =| I make a step and he jumps on me and then slides off me 'cause he didn't put his claws out!. So somehow we started chasing each other around the house, he was so crazy and he was running so fast (I almost thought I have a dog and mistook him for a cat) and at one point he didn't see me in front of him so he kinda freaked out and ran as fast as he could to the living room where the floor is kinda slippery, so because of how fast he was going instead of running out to the staircase he got caught up and kept making circles around and around and around the floor, I bet he was trying to stop but he couldn't!. It was so hilarious, I literally fell on the floor laughing
I helped him stop after a minute or so
I hope you like pets lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well he's one little adorable kittie, I love him to death!. Well he can get moody sometimes when he eats and wants more food and I won't give him so he keep bugging me and meow-ing at me!. I was cutting a lemon in the morning for my tea and he went crazy, he wanted to get it and that's that!! [I'm not cruel or anything, I feed him so much, he's just spoiled] so anyway he was meeowwing and meeowing so I let him try! =/ I cut a little piece and held it for him, so he comes near and licks it!.!.!.!.!.!. I swear to god that was the funniest reaction I've ever seen, he jumped up and started shaking his head, as if it would get the taste away!. I felt sorry for him but he asked for it!!!!
And another thing he did!. I was walking around the house talking to my mom and stuff and he got really playful!. He loves jumping on my hand when it's on a chair, so I was playing with him and all of the sudden he goes hyper =| I make a step and he jumps on me and then slides off me 'cause he didn't put his claws out!. So somehow we started chasing each other around the house, he was so crazy and he was running so fast (I almost thought I have a dog and mistook him for a cat) and at one point he didn't see me in front of him so he kinda freaked out and ran as fast as he could to the living room where the floor is kinda slippery, so because of how fast he was going instead of running out to the staircase he got caught up and kept making circles around and around and around the floor, I bet he was trying to stop but he couldn't!. It was so hilarious, I literally fell on the floor laughing
I helped him stop after a minute or so
I hope you like pets lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Is This Joke Funny!? (star if yes!)!?
Okay!! This is a joke I heard today!
There were three guys in a forest!.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals!.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit!.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit!.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples!.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face!."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces!. So the cannibals eat him!.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries!.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face!."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!.!.!. then starts to laugh!. So the cannibals eat him!.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh!?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is This Joke Funny!? (star if yes!)!?
Okay!! This is a joke I heard today!
There were three guys in a forest!.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals!.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit!.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit!.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples!.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face!."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces!. So the cannibals eat him!.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries!.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face!."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!.!.!. then starts to laugh!. So the cannibals eat him!.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh!?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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"Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend!.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend!.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was just laughing about the news story from a couple of days ago about the guy who shot his lawn mower because it wouldn't start!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a classic episode of spongebob!. hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
i laughed at my brother this morning, he woke up and fell off of his bed and continued to sleep on the floor!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
no sorry!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com