POLL- what are things you should never say.......?!
Question: POLL- what are things you should never say!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
in a funeral !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Well at least they'll be warm in hell!.
When do we get their stuff!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
When do we get their stuff!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Man, it smells like somebody DIED in here!"
"Burn in hell deadman!!!"
"You gonna eat that!?"
"So like, how much did he owe on the Skylark!?"
"Here's a twenty!. See if you can get me a seat right down front!."
"Hey, I won the pool!"
"I almost didn't recognize him without his finger in his nose!."
"Wow! Look everyone! Worms! Worms & maggots!"
"No you're not--I'M the widow!."
"Hey, they covered the track marks well!."
"Hey, your wearing the same dress as the corpse!."
"Where's the keg!?"
"So Mrs!. Lincoln, other than THAT how was the play!?"
"Well, at least I know where he's sleeping tonight!"
"Say, is that your bronco parked out front!?"
"Geez, that must have been some shark!"
"Hey, what's leaking out of the coffin!?"
"Does this mean I get my own room now!?"
"C'mon people--GEEZ! We need to put the "FUN" back in "FUNeral!"
"He got where he is today the old-fashioned way--he urned it!."
"Bummer!. I hear they just found the cure for that!."
"Hello!. We're from the Prize Patrol at Publisher's Clearinghouse!. We'd like to deliver ten million dollars to our lucky wi !.!.!.!. Ah!. Never Mind!."
"You think THAT was good--I can also do it while drinking water!."
"Boy, what I wouldn't have given to be HER mortician!."
"So is that rigor mortus, or is he just happy to see us!?"
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Here are five things not to say to the grieving family at the visitation or funeral and why you shouldn’t say them:
You can always have another child!. OR you’re young; you can get married again!.
Don’t worry!. You’ll see him again!.
At least he didn’t suffer long!.
He is in a better place!.
Be thankful he died at an early age!. He doesn’t have to experience pain and heartache on this earth!.
*Although these might be true statements, they are not helpful and can be very hurtful!. You can’t replace a person by having another child or remarrying!. The parents will want this child back!. The widow will want her husband back!. The child will want his parent back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Burn in hell deadman!!!"
"You gonna eat that!?"
"So like, how much did he owe on the Skylark!?"
"Here's a twenty!. See if you can get me a seat right down front!."
"Hey, I won the pool!"
"I almost didn't recognize him without his finger in his nose!."
"Wow! Look everyone! Worms! Worms & maggots!"
"No you're not--I'M the widow!."
"Hey, they covered the track marks well!."
"Hey, your wearing the same dress as the corpse!."
"Where's the keg!?"
"So Mrs!. Lincoln, other than THAT how was the play!?"
"Well, at least I know where he's sleeping tonight!"
"Say, is that your bronco parked out front!?"
"Geez, that must have been some shark!"
"Hey, what's leaking out of the coffin!?"
"Does this mean I get my own room now!?"
"C'mon people--GEEZ! We need to put the "FUN" back in "FUNeral!"
"He got where he is today the old-fashioned way--he urned it!."
"Bummer!. I hear they just found the cure for that!."
"Hello!. We're from the Prize Patrol at Publisher's Clearinghouse!. We'd like to deliver ten million dollars to our lucky wi !.!.!.!. Ah!. Never Mind!."
"You think THAT was good--I can also do it while drinking water!."
"Boy, what I wouldn't have given to be HER mortician!."
"So is that rigor mortus, or is he just happy to see us!?"
______________________________________!.!.!.
Here are five things not to say to the grieving family at the visitation or funeral and why you shouldn’t say them:
You can always have another child!. OR you’re young; you can get married again!.
Don’t worry!. You’ll see him again!.
At least he didn’t suffer long!.
He is in a better place!.
Be thankful he died at an early age!. He doesn’t have to experience pain and heartache on this earth!.
*Although these might be true statements, they are not helpful and can be very hurtful!. You can’t replace a person by having another child or remarrying!. The parents will want this child back!. The widow will want her husband back!. The child will want his parent back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-he was an asshole all the time
-finally
-i didnt really like him/her anyway
-did he leave me anything !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
-finally
-i didnt really like him/her anyway
-did he leave me anything !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
When do they tell us what we get!?
Now my day is ruined, I was supposed to play tennis today!.
My little cousin actually said this at my dads funeral "He looks comfortable, can I go take a nap with uncle (insert name)!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now my day is ruined, I was supposed to play tennis today!.
My little cousin actually said this at my dads funeral "He looks comfortable, can I go take a nap with uncle (insert name)!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am ready to go to the reception; I'm hungry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How much longer till the burial/cremation!. I have a dinner date, I hope this won't take long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my god it stinks like hell!Www@Enter-QA@Com
is he/she really dead!? the mortition did such a good job on him/her that it looks like he/she could sit right up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wheres the restroomWww@Enter-QA@Com
Better luck next timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
you shouldn't laugh or joke!.!.!. or swear!.
"[insert person's name here] wasn't a believer in heaven!.!.!. do you think that means he will go to hell!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"[insert person's name here] wasn't a believer in heaven!.!.!. do you think that means he will go to hell!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
nothingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Game oveR!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fat bas^%$ed finally croaked
bout damn timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
bout damn timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Now that he's dead want to sleep with me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She was a stiff one in bed toWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bout time!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is one heavy coffin!Www@Enter-QA@Com
*look in coffin*
i always thought u were fatWww@Enter-QA@Com
i always thought u were fatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Finally, he/she is dead! Been waiting forever for this day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
is your brother dating anyone!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
finally!
that took them long enough!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that took them long enough!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hated him/herWww@Enter-QA@Com
I miss his kinky old perverted waysWww@Enter-QA@Com
hhmm that guy looks deadWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm glad that f*cking bastard is gone!. I'm free!Www@Enter-QA@Com
whos dead!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
so!.!. when do we eat!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wish it was you!.
Not you but to any person there!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not you but to any person there!Www@Enter-QA@Com
whars the money she promised me
or
i helped kill her!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
or
i helped kill her!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com