Do you know where I can buy a wax figure of Amy Winehouse for my front lawn?!
Question: Do you know where I can buy a wax figure of Amy Winehouse for my front lawn!?
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it will melt for serious !. think before you ask these things!. I am turned on by the fact you have a fake lawn just for this question!. It makes you so dreamy and mysteriousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lucky for you, her days are numbered!.
But if you send $49!.95, plus a lock of your hair, you can have Amy Winehouse's body plasticized [like those bodies in that freaky dead people's exhibit, "Bodies"]!.
4 weeks later, you will receive her lifeless, plasticized body in the mail, and for only $19!.95 extra, you can get a stand to prop her up in your front lawn, right next to your Richard Simmons replica!.
*cries for you*
Here is what the end product will look like:
http://earsucker!.com/wp-content/uploads/!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But if you send $49!.95, plus a lock of your hair, you can have Amy Winehouse's body plasticized [like those bodies in that freaky dead people's exhibit, "Bodies"]!.
4 weeks later, you will receive her lifeless, plasticized body in the mail, and for only $19!.95 extra, you can get a stand to prop her up in your front lawn, right next to your Richard Simmons replica!.
*cries for you*
Here is what the end product will look like:
http://earsucker!.com/wp-content/uploads/!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.flickr!.com/photos/visualeyes/!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have some old candles and a wad of cat hair!. I could melt down the candles and slap the cat hair on top of her head and ship it to you!.
You have to provide your own bottle of booze and crack pipe though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have to provide your own bottle of booze and crack pipe though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you could probably find a willing stand-in at the methadone clinic on 1st and Main!. Bring some hand sanitizer and moist towelettes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have an Amy Winehouse blow up doll you can use!. I've pretty much worn it out, but it will still scare away crows and small children!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not an the wax museum in Niagara Falls!.!.!.!. I stole that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Could you just take a garden gnome and take half it's clothes off and get it drunk!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you find one tell me!.!. I want one of Johnny Depp so I can dry hump itWww@Enter-QA@Com
get a pink flamingo,add a few tatts,use dryer lint for her hair!.!.!.!.not a whole lot of differenceWww@Enter-QA@Com
F*ck her I'll do it for free!
How are you beautiful!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
How are you beautiful!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Trying to scare people away, huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
build your own lazyassssWww@Enter-QA@Com
jus' hire her to do it ?Www@Enter-QA@Com