What is the last thing you want to hear at a funeral?!


Question: What is the last thing you want to hear at a funeral!?
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Answers:
"He/she gave the best oral I ever had"Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol i actually have one which happened!
well we were at a funeral of our family friends
anyway, it was open casket and his brother was there looking at him and then you hear him say "he is wearing my favourite tie! i thought i lost that!" and then he took the tie off his dead brother and put it in his bag

hahaha it was rather amusing

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* raises hand in the middle of the eulogy*

"Excuse me Reverend !.!.!. do you know when the reading of the Will takes place!?" :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

From people who haven't seen you since you were a child!. "I remember when you were this high!." As they hold there hand to about the height of there knee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

he owes me $10 bucks

when do u think his sister will be ready to date again

can i have his stereo

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someone stood up and said I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HER!!! and ran out!.!. haha!.!. or someone said damn she is hott and then jumped into the casket!.!.!.

oh my!.!.!. i got a little crazy there!.!.!. ahahahahhaahah!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The sound of the dirt being placed on the coffin and seeing it being buried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Listen for the ba$tard$ heart beat!. I wouldn't put it past him/her to fake it and collect on the insurance!.
This has actually happened before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the sound of the casket opening !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

bad news: we dropped the casket and he/she fell out and burst!.
or
he/she got what they deserved

that would suck
damn mine sucks compared to the other answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Laughter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"4-20 Blackbird, gone but not forgotten!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

he/she alredy decomposedWww@Enter-QA@Com

The casket door closing over Me!Www@Enter-QA@Com

She's never looked better!Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!. and he died happily ever after!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HURRY UP!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"He's alive!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Moaning from the casket!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Did you guys ever hear about the time that Grace and I!.!.!.!.!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

wedding bellsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oops, wrong guy!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Damn! Look at that Hot guy over there

Points to dead guyWww@Enter-QA@Com

there better offWww@Enter-QA@Com

me so horny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"They look so much better!.!.!.!.dead!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

he owes me 5 bucksWww@Enter-QA@Com

it was me who killed himWww@Enter-QA@Com



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